Letters to the Editor
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Cary, you are SO lame!
Really- you couldn't even *begin* to answer this question without help? In this light, are you really qualified to even have an advice column?
You could have even given a "Dear Abby" type response like "Different strokes for different folks, dear! There is someone for everyone!" Or A Dan Savage- "Get over your tired self, bitch! Why don't you throw up a few more obstacles to meeting a man? Maybe you think you look like a fat baby because you're acting like a big fat baby!"
The truth is some people like hair, some people don't. Any salon can give "Bushy" a lesson on trimming, shaving, waxing, etc. Besides, why can’t the lady trim her hair short and reach a compromise? Does she even have any female friends?
Sheesh!- My response would have been: “This is not worth the time and space of a syndicated column. NEXT!”
MSW
P.S. You Are Lame Cary Tennis