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You're a latent homo who has married a lesbian. It's so simple, even Cary sort of got it. Just admit it.
Straight men do not wear tight leather pants. They just don't . . . . and any who claim they do are latent homos as well. Women who dress like ugly hippies do not care about their husband being sexually attracted to them. Now run along and pick up a nice twink!