Letters to the Editor

If my wife dressed better, would gay guys stop hitting on me? I'm a snappy dresser, and the other night, my wife and I were hanging out in this gay bar ... By Cary Tennis [2006-03-27]

• "You're obviously a latent homosexual."

  Cary is right and polite.

  Cartman is right and rude...but really hilarious about it, so I vote for his response.

  Notice the LW never once says how much he loves his wife of 6 years. Never once says boo about worrying if he's hurting her feelings. Never once says how incredibly hot their sex life may be. And never even considers sending back the drink in question...from the GAY BAR, might I add. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

  By the way, LW, you might fancy yourself the better dresser, but leather pants? Please. Go smoke some pole and see how it feels. Worse things have happened. Just stop pretending this is all somehow your wife's fault because she has no "style."

  -- Carrie Badminton
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