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Monday, March 27, 2006 12:00 AM

If my wife dressed better, would gay guys stop hitting on me?

I'm a snappy dresser, and the other night, my wife and I were hanging out in this gay bar ...

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  • Monday, March 27, 2006 11:51 AM

    "Why do gay men keep sucking my c*ck?"

    This letter sounds potentially fake. It reminds me of the Onion column, "Why do gay men keep sucking my cock?", which is a parody of a closeted man who doesn't understand why every time he goes to a gay bathhouse, he ends up getting fellated by homosexuals -- as if he was an innocent hetereosexual bystander!

    The first major red flag in the letter is the part about how the guy likes to wear leather pants. Ha ha, very cute. That's not "metrosexual," that's flamin'.

    The second red flag is the whole, "Duh, I didn't know that if guys bought me a drink it meant anything other than they were being friendly." Ask any straight man -- if you buy a woman a drink, it's because you want to get laid. People rarely open their wallets to strangers because they want to be friends.

    The letter has got to be a joke.

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