Letters to the Editor
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She doesn't gotta have it
Clearly, this is a woman who does not experience pleasure in sex at this point. "Grossed out" and "bored" are not the words of a woman who is getting rocked by recurrent orgasms for an hour. And when she stops dating, it's not really the men she misses, but their "attention". Not a word of a prior marriage or committed relationship in her letter. She's a bit of a narcissist, isn't she? So, how to get that never-ending stream of charming men who can be dumped the instant the boredom starts to set in, like some romantic migrane? She might try a personals ad: "Sexually dried-up prune with hot exterior seeks slightly masochistic charmers who enjoy the blue stonies and long-drop rejection. No farting allowed." It might work.

