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Monday, November 28, 2005 12:00 AM

Take my virginity -- please!

I'm caught in a sexual Catch-22: Because I've never done it, no one will do it with me.

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  • Monday, November 28, 2005 01:18 AM

    Please, Cary!

    Why tell a guy that you're a virgin before you sleep with him? It's basic politeness to warn someone that while yes, you want to have sex with them, you may be about to bleed all over their bed.

    How about finding a virgin to have sex with? It may be a little clumsier, but both parties would be more understanding of any clumsiness, too.

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