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...Except for the snoring part. As annoying as that can be, that's not something that he really can do anything about (other than see a doctor to determine the underlying cause).
10. Leaves shoes in living room.
17. Hangs ties or clothes on doorknob.
37. Writes on tablecloth with pencil.
41. Rolls in bed covers - pulls them off wife.
Things are going pretty well if this is all you have to worry about.
Actually, I'd say "11. Writes on table cloth with Pencil" is a pretty big one, since it indicates that your husband might actually by an eleven-year-old child.
He also loses 5 points for drinking even a little, and gains 10 points for going to church, the second highest of the whole quiz. Values were different back then, or at least the ones that made it into women's magazines.
http://lileks.com/misc/33quiz/2.html
The highest number of points is for being good in bed!
no one thing works for everybody though.
and after enough points are scored by the women, the men can take the kids to mom, throw the bitch out of the house and the court will assign the kids to him while she is out on the street, unable to see her children, but owing thousands of dollars per month to him so he can raise the kids in peace, away from her annoyances.
Until this happens, well, I have to do NOTHING to help any woman.
and the fact that something CAN be done about it (losing weight obviously helps, but other things too).