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Tuesday, December 23, 2008 12:00 AM

Swagger tighter than a ... yeast infection?

The most jaw-droppingly bad lyrics of 2008.

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  • Tuesday, December 23, 2008 07:36 AM

    I think Nate Dogg said it best

    "Your Wife"

    (feat. Dr. Dre)

    [Chorus: Nate Dogg]

    Your wife, my bitch

    Your love, my trick

    Her mouth, my dick

    I fucked, that's it

    [Verse One: Nate Dogg]

    All night long, I had her on her back in my Cadillac bro

    You should of heard her moan, same old song

    I made her throw her back out when I sent her home

    For better or worse she's

    [Chrous: Nate Dogg]

    Your wife, my bitch

    Your love, my trick

    Her mouth, my dick

    I fucked thats' it

    Straight pimp, no shit

    Gave me your chips

    I drove, your whip

    It's true don't trip

    [Verse Two: Dr. Dre]

    What's my name, my name is Mr. Game

    West coast big change Mr. Fame

    Bad bitch scooped her up same ole same

    Fuckin in the drivers seat while I'm switching lanes

    Gettin brains Long Beach, Compton thang

    Shit ain't changed thats how we do the damn thang

    Draws down nuts platinum, let em' hang

    Wife missin 5 a.m., who's to blame

    I'm the reason used maginum is in your range

    and while she bounced out wit me befor you came

    Fuckin lame you be handcuff sluts I banged

    I trippin take em' back shit my nuts is drained

    On everything this dick is shootin novocain

    Have a bitch waitin bus stop, in the rain

    Simple and plain cuz we's be off the chain

    Nigga Nate Dogg pimp game please don't explain

    [Verse Three: Nate Dogg]

    Ring or no ring

    A hoe gone be a hoe

    While you sleepin

    She be creppin out the back door

    Comin to met me, at my honey comb

    Smokin and drinkin dyin to please me

    While real playas keep playin on

    [Bridge: Nate Dogg]

    Playas play on

    Keep playin on

    Ladies playin on, play on

    Keep playin on

    Playas play on, play on

    Ladies play on, play on

    Keep playin on

    Your wife, is my bitch

    Your love, is my trick

    [Chorus: Nate Dogg]

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