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I never did look like a young Brad Pitt or other hunk but I did at one time hit a good number of your requirements, and would have been able to meet a good proportion more of them.
Brightstar: You can be MY kept man!
But only if you're between 18-29 years of age I was once 18, 6' to 6'6" tall, I am 5'11", damn! with a BMI of 18.5-21 and body fat percentage of <15%, Probably never naturally that low, but I was skinny, and had I actually cared at the time, am sure I could have figured out how to use the Soloflex broad shoulders, girlfriend did specifically cite my shoulders at that time. narrow hips, I guess nice arse, I'll go with that a penis at least 7" long, got me there, it is only 6.5ish", but thicker than most. a full head of lush shoulder-length or longer hair,One can grow that. It was shaggy back in the eighties. and a classically handsome face. Well, some people love Fabio's face, other love Johnny Depp, so that changes with the woman.
Question: which would you find easier--to become rich enough to hire a beautiful young kept woman, or to fit the above standards yourself?
I am still struggling to be rich enough to get whom I choose (at age 43).
Meanwhile it would have been a BEAUTIFUL LIFE to be able to live in Malibu or Southampton in my early 20s, meeting all sorts of wealthy patrons, some of whom might learn I have some skills beyond being a hunk and who might begin to invest in a few of my business ideas.
No contest, not by a long shot. Hunk would have been preferable. Assuming there were even available slots.