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Thursday, September 11, 2008 12:00 AM

Lynne Spears tells all

Britney's mom subjects her daughters to a new form of exposure.

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 07:11 AM

Lynne Spears or Dina Lohan

Who will win the "Mrs. Barrymore" Award for World's Greatest Mom?

Tune in tonite, on - where else? - the E! channel.

=)

Thursday, September 11, 2008 07:11 AM

Puns

She really is an apPalin' choice for VP.

Thursday, September 11, 2008 07:22 AM

Wait a minute

This is Salon! Shouldn't we be hearing about Sarah Palin's "Book of Bristol" instead?

Thursday, September 11, 2008 07:37 AM

McCain is so old...

...his campaign had to hire a Palintologist!

Thursday, September 11, 2008 07:43 AM

What's a mother to do?

It really wouldn't be story without BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

Why can't she just put a blanket over their heads and hang them by the foot from a hotel balcony window?

TABLOID READERS MUST KNOW!

Do tell all, CAT!

/meow!

TAKE THAT MOTHER OUT OF YOUR FILTHY JAWS, YOU RAVENOUS SHE CAT!

/hiissss hiiiisss

AKE THAT MOTHER'S MOTHER OUT OF YOUR FILTHY JAWS, YOU RAVENOUS SHE CAT!

Thursday, September 11, 2008 07:43 AM

What's a mother to do?

It really wouldn't be story without BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

Why can't she just put a blanket over their heads and hang them by the foot from a hotel balcony window?

TABLOID READERS MUST KNOW!

Do tell all, CAT!

/meow!

TAKE THAT MOTHER OUT OF YOUR FILTHY JAWS, YOU RAVENOUS SHE CAT!

/hiissss hiiiisss

TAKE THAT MOTHER'S MOTHER OUT OF YOUR FILTHY JAWS, YOU RAVENOUS SHE CAT!

Thursday, September 11, 2008 07:58 AM

Or how about we hear about Levi Johnston's forth coming memoir's?

The tentative title I hear is "Levi Johnston: Confessions of a Shit Kicker, Knocker Upper, and One Big Bad Assed, Hockey playin', Redneck, Motherfucker?"

Thursday, September 11, 2008 08:10 AM

Pretty soon white girls will all have to get knocked up at 16

It will be the new standard.

Thursday, September 11, 2008 08:40 AM

Some Puns

If the McCain and Palin win, come springtime, the nation will suffer from palination.

She will support policies that will have a palincebo effect on the nation.

As for the Spears family, it is obivous that with their unwed pregnancies and all their trailer trash exploits, they are the harbinger of American politics.

Thursday, September 11, 2008 08:48 AM

Minty Fresh!

Today we get RAVENOUS SHE CAT! rather than the tired RAVENOUS BEAST!

rups, old boy, you bring a smile to my face.

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Thursday, September 11, 2008 08:55 AM

Huh.

I misread that headline as "Lynne Spears sells all".

Not that that's wrong or anything...

Thursday, September 11, 2008 09:06 AM

Just a Fame Seeker

Poor Britney!

Thursday, September 11, 2008 09:09 AM

Ugh

It will probably be a best-seller. It fits perfectly with the Palin popularity. We're no longer a country. We're a reality show.

Thursday, September 11, 2008 09:09 AM

Just "another" fame seeker

Poor Palin.

Thursday, September 11, 2008 09:17 AM

Another possible title is..

"Levi Scores"

Thursday, September 11, 2008 11:01 AM

Didja see Brit at the VMAs?

Brit looked sane, fully clothed, and sober, while winning three awards. Apparently she's not newsworthy when she's doing well, so I thought I'd mention that I would rather hear the nice stories than the bad ones. I'm glad she seems to be happy.

Thursday, September 11, 2008 11:14 AM

Pity awards?

I wasn't aware that Britney has done anything of real worth - you mean she was better than everyone else in those categories?

I never got the Britney mania - she was always an over produced over controlled manifistation of what a Pop Princess was supposed to LOOK like.

Music be damned.

Thursday, September 11, 2008 05:44 PM

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Pal(in) by comparison (to Hillary? ;)

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