Letters to the Editor
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Brightstar is enraged! He's not going to take it anymore!!
Wow, dude, what a prissy little rant! Simply delicious. Now it appears that you need to add a bit of tranquilizer to your daily regimen of meds, to control your ridiculously explosive temper. There's nothing I'd like more than to stick a hypodermic filled with ketamine right into your undoubtedly pallid and flabby ass, but unfortunately for me that must remain in the realm of fantasy for now.
I'm sorry that you think it's nit-picky of me to criticize your creation of a new and totally unnecessary word, indoctrinaire. However, I happen to love the English language and it bothers me to see it being abused, especially in one of your tiresome screeds.
Why do you assume I'm female from my last post? I assure you that I own a penis, albeit a far larger one than your own. I can also assure you that I know how to use it better than you do. My partners' orgasms are not fake, in other words.
Why do you also assume that I'm some radical, leftist, gender feminist cut from the Dworkin cloth, who absorbed a man-hating agenda from a Women's Studies "hate mill" on some pinko campus somewhere? I have my own criticisms of some aspects of radical feminism and campus WS programs, too, but I know how to express them logically and meaningfully and with far greater subtlety and nuance than you could ever hope to muster.
On occasion (RARE occasion) you make a valid point, but most of your posts consist of little more than rambling paragraphs filled with bilious garbage. I'd have cut a normal letter writer more slack for the "indoctrinaire" lapse, but not you, you pathetic, shrivelled little wiener.