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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 12:00 AM

Remember the Alamo-dildo!

The 5th Circuit rules that Texas' restrictions on sex toys are unconstitutional.

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  • Wednesday, March 5, 2008 06:07 PM

    Why Texas no mess with sex toy?

    No understand Svutlana one bit why Texas, where everything suppose for be big, no allow sex toy until February 14, 2008. And even when final allow big Texas sex toy, one judge disagree! In Svutlandia--little island in Baltic Sea where come from Svutlana--place us sex toy beside pudding spoon on formal table set.

    Seem for me, make more sense for ban toy gun than toy penis. For sure judge who disagree see Platypussy 1600 buzz machine with 6.5 inch and sixteen function in window of naughty peoples store and no like one bit.

    Platypussy 1600 can wiggle and vibrate at different speed with up down arrow key and big bug on top with antenna that tickle. And Platypussy can whip cream too!

    Like me buzz machine lot. Go for store for naughty peoples with friend and never see so many buzz machine in all life me. Store clean and bright, little bit like drug store only with very different ways for make feel better. See me buzz machine in flesh colour with red top and big vein on side. Frayed maybe mens outside store miss...no like me one bit!

    Think me Texas judge need light up and no be intimidate with machine that please womens. It just buzz machine that give womens physical please. Need real person for mind please and real penis for intimate please and that where real Texan come in, so speak.

    Fortunate, no machine can ever replace people who want for call machine that give womens please illegal.

    No machine ever replace, but maybe should.

    Svutlana

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