Letters to the Editor
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Check your polio stats
It started about 5-6 years ago in northern Nigeria. The Muslim tribal chiefs there decided that polio vaccinations were a western Zionist plot to make Muslim men impotent and/or gay. Therefore it was decreed that no more polio vaccinations would be tolerated. As a result and as a result of the annual Hajj, we now see polio making a resurgence all across the Muslim world, in places where we thought it had been stamped out.
We at the hive are rather sanguine about this, since it is after all a self correcting problem. Eventually all the Muslims will be crippled or dead and we need no longer listen to their Medieval science. So when they claim to want to execute witches, we say "have at it - eventually you have to run out of Muslims, don't you?"