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Mao to Kissinger: Take our wives. Please!
Transcripts recently released by the State Department confirm the Chinese leader's appalling opinion of women.
Carol Lloyd [2008-02-14]

  • Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

    Let me take you back to the day that I met my china girl

    When I landed a pam like on the san fran real world

    I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok

    Id never been to asia minor but I was gonna bangkok

    Like kristy yamaguchi I had to break the ice

    Should I talk about mothra m*a*s*h or shrimp-fried rice?

    I was sharp as a chinese star but its a line I threw

    Just thirty seconds over tokyo and this johnny would woo

    I took a shot like jeanette lee put on my moves like bruce lee

    I told he every soon yi needs a little woody

    She said for all the tea in china my vaginas not free

    But my love will linger longer than the ming dynasty

    I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry

    I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country

    She was made in taiwan I said Im o.k. with that

    Just promise me youll never try to eat my cat

    Chinky chinky bang bang I love you

    Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too

    In japan the hand is used as a knife

    In japan a mans wifes hand job than can cost him his life

    But now this captain kirk has his own sulu

    Ill shampoo her foo man chu with lo hung wang goo

    Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new kawasaki

    Oh me chinky shes so kinky got me hot like nagasaki

    Burnin up like napalm burstin like an a-bomb

    I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in nam

    Shes like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please

    Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees

    Im a diving kamikaze eating out chinese

    First Ill have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi

    Shell be screaming like godzilla and kickin like jackie chan

    Ill get her redder than china wetter than the sea of japan

    Like the chinese new year shes gonna see fireworks

    Now be a good chinky and press jimmys shirts

    Chinky chinky bang bang I love you

    Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too

    Sing chinky sing

    One more time

    Chinky chinky bang bang I love you

    Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too

    Chinky chinky bang bang chinky bang

    Chinky chinky bang biddily biddily biddily bang

    --Anonymous
    Thursday, February 14, 2008 12:40 PM
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