Letters to the Editor
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So this is the feminist utopia, right?
Women free to do **whatever** they please with their bodies, however self-destructive that may be. Mandatory vaccines for children so they can feel free to participate in such orgies. Subsidized birth control so there is no need to worry about getting pregnant. Subsidized abortions in case -- whoops! -- you do. Free government health care to pay for the liver transplants, alcohol addictions, and depression that ensues. Rape statues to make sure you can blame somebody else even if you can't remember what you did. Child support laws so you can pay off your drink tabs. And MySpace pages to brag about your drunken exploits.
When you step back and look at things this is really a major accomplishment for women. A real milestone in women's health and well-being has been achieved here. What a wonderful society third wave feminist has created for us. Yes, my hat is off to Hillary, Joan, and their pals for all the great things they've achieved.
P.S. And I will eat it if Hillary or another pro-feminist sex, love, and drugs baby-boomer ever wins a caucus in Iowa. You did yourselves in, girls.