Letters to the Editor
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cute but stupid
Upon reflection, men should start using vajayjay. As amusing as this thread has been, I think hearing a man say "Man, I need to find me some hot, wet vajayjay" may just bring tears to my eyes. Just imagining couples tossing vjj into their dirty talk repetoire while trying to sound serious and sexy makes the world a happier place for me. Vajayjay sounds to me like a small pet kept as an accessory, and therefore will stay out of my personal vocabulary. It's juvenile, which renders it fairly innocuous. I don't really care what other people call their own genitals, (I'll even refrain from eyerolls if I hear it,) so long as adults aren't passing along ridiculous sounding slang to my young children. As for my vocabulary, I don't use the word vagina to refer to a vulva anymore than I use anus to refer to an ass. I use those words when I mean the orifice itself. Pussy doesn't work for me. That always seems to be the word of choice whenever a woman's more intimate bits are talked about in the most vulgar or demeaning way. For intimate talk, I like cunt. While vulgar, it sounds more strong than sleazy.