Letters to the Editor
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Rape-o-licious!
Chopper circling home of damnthatxanadu. Locked and loaded. Dudes will storm domicile and deliver damnty to gang-rape facility at 0400 tomorrow. On debate of transformation into umbrella holder....sounds too....uumm, what's the word I'm looking for?....useful. Not sure she'll "hole up" (wink, wink). What would you say to a "clit clip"? Perfect accoutrement to our Uber MANifesto.
Viva La Revolution, Dudes!
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Midnight visit by Kudder Titzov
Paper clit???
Oh, come on. If we're going to have a RAPED FEMALE, let's make her rotate the tires, change the oil, bring beer, mow the lawn, clean the gutters, hang doors, maintain the plumbing, install security systems, wire the home entertainment center, prime-seal the deck, triangulate the antennas, do the taxes....
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Rape as a (yuck-yuck) metaphor
"She wrote that Page Six, a newspaper column, had been emasculated."
Suppose she'd written that the comics section was raped?
"not a claim that the individual staff members who work on Page Six have been emasculated."
OK. Claiming the comics section was raped wouldn't mean individual women were, either. Would that matter?
" It's a bad choice of metaphor because she seems to be equating masculinity with competence"
Right. Typical feminism. That is, the focus must always remain on ovarians. The issue is not castration. No, no. It's wimmin being portrayed as..."incompetent." Like rushing to aid a rapist-- lest he contract AIDS-- while leaving the victim to, well, inherit the wind.
"As bad as the metaphor is, Johnson's response is even worse."
So cutting testicles off is nothing while a woman having a penis in her without permission. is...oh, my, the humanity?
Fine. Let's make things really equal. For the next 400 years it will be a high crime for a woman to touch a man's sex organ without his permission. On the other hand, it will be considered mere fluff for a guy to rip a woman's ovaries out with an olive pitter.
Deal?
Think of the joke we can make, mocking her eggy-weggs being droog'd.
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Dishtopia
"There are plenty of dudes who wouldn't mind being enslaved by a/the wymen's revolutionary"
Just like there are plenty of women who like being abused.
Joke: "What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. She's been told. Twice."
Heh-heh. Ain't it fun to play Mock-The-Opposite-Gender?
As for wanting brightstar to "calm down," will that come before or after uppity wimmin return to the kitchen, the better to contain their hysteria?
Per "getting his panties straightened out," might they be smoothed with the heated iron jock straps the systers wear?
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Skirting issues
"The thing that I worry about brightstar is that he will try to steal our skirts."
No problema. The penis-sized clit pouches you've added would turn him off.
"not because he is interested in sex."
Not with feminists anyway. The braided armpits and hirsute crotch jungles are too much for him, I suspect. Ditto for most guys. On the other hand, earnest weed-wacking lesbots don't mind hacking thru to the thang-the-bleeds-but-won't-die.
Just reminding folks that female genitalia can be mocked, too.
Now, one question: How do youse witches find fuel for your atomic butt plugs?
Oh, I know: How dare a "merely mortal man" indulge in the mudslinging feminists are famous for?
Dunno.
Equality mayhap?
To see how tolerant/eqalitarian moderators are?
Usually femobots are allowed to say just about anything on these sites. But let men say the same things and kaput! They are "disappeared."
To Salon's credit, they are actually even-handed.
So far.
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Paper Clit revisited
No, no, I think damnthatxanadu as a paper clit will do much better than a regularly raped slave. Well maybe her tits can be hacked off, too. You know, to make a clean breast of things. This way no one has to listen to that pathetic nonsensical/nonsequitur whining that goes on when she doesn't take her antipysychotic meds. It'll just be this high-pitched tinny sound of a paper clit hitting a buzz saw (smile).
Oh, I'm being nasty and rude and crude and hateful....and feminist.
Let's hear it for turnabouts and fair play. After all, it IS only fair that feminuts who mock the mutilation of male genitalia have their junk mocked, too.
Let's see how the moderators deal with all this. Apparently they approve of femininnies waning philosophic...if not sapphic.
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Hidden Gender Agendas
"Either gender is not the only important thing about people, or it is."
Gender IS important today because feminuts focused on it by excluding males. They told half the stories per the human condition then acted shocked, shocked when the maligned / omitted half-- males-- got pissed.
Again, we're told to be up-in-arms when women get denied higher education opportunities, not when men are denied access to kids. Men wanting to be more than cogs in corporate machines are deemed unmanly. Meanwhile, women in business are to be considered feminine.
That's not always been the case. Watch reruns of the Beverly Hillbillies. Miss Hathaway was the prunish, prudish archetype "the businesswoman" of recent yore. That's changed. Someday men's roles will expand, too. Then it will be considered manly to raise kids and eschew the daily grind.
"no one ever blinked an eye at men wearing floor-length velvet and large amethyst rings."
Ditto bearded ladies with no breasts who had bulging biceps, tattoes, and iron jockstraps. Life on Planet SCA was certainly not boring.
" you don't seem very happy."
Nor was Freidan with her "problem with no name." Some said she, like most feminists, fixated on persecution by people perceived to be authority figures. Why weren't they urged to seek therapy?
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Who's afreud of Virginia Woolf?
SIGMUND's NOTES:
"Damnthatxanadu suffers from paranoid feminist fantasies that males are out to get her. All men are authority figures she fixates her persecution complex on. One can't say anything that she can argue with cogently. She's hysterical, unravelling into psychosis. I feel sorry for her. She suffers from a mental disorder and needs serious help. She should stop reading feminut filosofy immediately lest she end up playing handball with her own stool in the Padded Palace. My advice: Take your meds rectally, goddammit!"
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Gaia sets fembot haids afire!
Wow, Treeple really has us guys pegged!
Just this week The Patriarchy paid a secret cabal of male tycoons to-- hold on to your bloomers!-- pay graduates of Women's Studies working part-time in card shops LESS than highschool grad high-iron workers doing double-shifts on skyscrapers!
Meanwhile, another set of heartless beasties conspired to put "Oprah Magnets" on barstools thereby preventing rough-tough egalitarian gals from approaching men socially.
Still more female-hating boyos made it possible for irresponsible hoochies to get knocked up and-- get this-- have the guy pay them, the SPERM OVENS (not the kid!) 25% of his pre-tax pay (no accounting necessary) for 23 years...5 more than if he were married.
Oh the horror of being an oppressed ovarian!
Of course, if the powerless coochie killed her pre-patriarch in utero no one would mind.
On the other hand, if she got punched in the stomach she could sue for damage to the "unborn baby."
Go figger.
Whether the bio-blot is human or not depends solely on her mood. Sort of like determining whether cancer is real or not based on feelings. If it's only teeny-weeny breast cancer cells then they can't be real...right?
Oh, however DO feebled-minded women, bound in their too-tight shoes, yoked to plows, forced to carry 50-pound water jars on their heads, stand it in modern America?
Ah yes: The greatest power IS to appear powerless.