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Wow, Brightstar, you really have us ladies pegged! Why, just this week I donated half my paycheck to a secret group of feminist scientists who are working on a way for us gals to procreate without you. Then I used my reduced income to make me appear vulnerable and needy to a man so I could obtain food and other material goods. Only this guy insisted on wearing a condom, preventing me from using my womb to entrap him into a lifetime of free shit, so he had to go. To let off a little steam, I called up an ex and told him that I'd aborted his baby without telling him--ha ha ha! (That didn't actually happen, but I've got to keep my talons sharpened and ready for when women rule the world. Well, more than we do already--wink wink!)
Your soul is corroded, BS. When are you going to do something about it?
