Letters to the Editor
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Gaia sets fembot haids afire!
Wow, Treeple really has us guys pegged!
Just this week The Patriarchy paid a secret cabal of male tycoons to-- hold on to your bloomers!-- pay graduates of Women's Studies working part-time in card shops LESS than highschool grad high-iron workers doing double-shifts on skyscrapers!
Meanwhile, another set of heartless beasties conspired to put "Oprah Magnets" on barstools thereby preventing rough-tough egalitarian gals from approaching men socially.
Still more female-hating boyos made it possible for irresponsible hoochies to get knocked up and-- get this-- have the guy pay them, the SPERM OVENS (not the kid!) 25% of his pre-tax pay (no accounting necessary) for 23 years...5 more than if he were married.
Oh the horror of being an oppressed ovarian!
Of course, if the powerless coochie killed her pre-patriarch in utero no one would mind.
On the other hand, if she got punched in the stomach she could sue for damage to the "unborn baby."
Go figger.
Whether the bio-blot is human or not depends solely on her mood. Sort of like determining whether cancer is real or not based on feelings. If it's only teeny-weeny breast cancer cells then they can't be real...right?
Oh, however DO feebled-minded women, bound in their too-tight shoes, yoked to plows, forced to carry 50-pound water jars on their heads, stand it in modern America?
Ah yes: The greatest power IS to appear powerless.