Letters to the Editor
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@ shuvalkin
The thing that I worry about brightstar is that he will try to steal our skirts. No, not because he is interested in sex. (Actually, I doubt that entirely. I suspect a severe case of premature... well nevermind.) You see brightstar likes to wear twirly skirts. He is on record there.
I certainly hope he never learns the secret handshake. Those Jimmy Choos are expensive. As to getting in the clubhouse, do you have any Manolos?

