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Wednesday, August 29, 2007 12:00 AM

Miss dumb blond USA?

Our national embarrassment over a South Carolina teenage contestant's world knowledge.

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  • Wednesday, August 29, 2007 01:30 PM

    It would have been great...

    If Mario Lopez had responded:

    Miss South Carolina, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    From Billy Madison http://imdb.com/title/tt0112508/quotes

    The reason it was so funny has nothing to do with pageants or women or anything. Can you blame a total lack of knowledge of English grammar on nervousness? It's like she forgot how to be fluent in her native language. Like her brain had a corrupted file in it and needed to be rebooted. That's funny no matter who is saying it, unless the person has some weird aphasia.

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