Letters to the Editor
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A word women never say
Panties.
I've been married four times. I could never get any of those husbands to shut up. The first one talked about the ruling class all the time. The second one talked about every single thing that had happened at work that day. The third one talked about every stroke of the eighty-six he had played on the golf course that day. And the fourth one talks about love. He's the best.

