Letters to the Editor
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Carol Lloyd is ALL straight women and ALL straight women IS Carol Lloyd
Seriously, I love research that declares my inferiority in an area where I (with all due humility) tend to whup most men's butts. So I was smugly drawn to a new study from the University of Warwick in the U.K. that found that straight women really suck when it comes to reading maps.
Seriously, I love being told my feminists that I have control and domination over all women, that I have abused women, that I want to rape women, that I am a terrible father that doesn't deserve custody, and that I care only for my own orgasm.
Even when the haters at Twisty's blogrolled by Broadsheet tell me that if I am not that man, I should not be bothered by their blaming of all other men (even though Twisty ALSO insists that just being male means I have this privilege over women), still,
I know that I am ALL men. All men are me. And I am the patriarchy that Carol Lloyd and Twisty blame.
I also know statistically that Americans are overweight, so I know that Carol Lloyd is an overweight tub of lard.
I know statistically that Americans pollute more than the rest of the world so I know that Carol Lloyd is a wasteful, environmentally harming woman.
I know statistically that 95% of all Broadsheet posts are overwrought, sensationalized, bigoted, florid posts meant to show how special women are and how evil the world is towards women. And that 94% of these posts are pure unadulterated shit.
Guess what that makes this post Carol?