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Make the tailpipe fleshy.
A car is like Kate Winslet in that it has a powerful drive and a lot of men want to get into it.
Makes my engine purr. Kate is delish.
She's gorgeous. She has curves. She looks like a healthy full-grown woman, not a girl, not a waif, not an anorexic wannabe ballerina. In the path of Marilyn Monroe (who I admire for her beautiful curves, not for her unhappy life), I say, go Kate!
And yes, I'd like a car with water wings and a bar and pineapples too.