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If you are going to have a line of baby clothes called Pimpfants, then for god's sake, at least try to live up to the brand expectation.
Slogan on the babywear should be "My Mommy is a M.Y.L.F" (Mom You'd Like To F***), and should have a mommy editable area below which says something like "And you can for _______". Mommy could write in there exactly what her baby is pimping her for...Candy? Pimped out rims for the stroller? A gem encrusted rattler? A crunked-out sippy chalice?
I think I feel a bout of Cafepress coming on...Onesies that say "Are You My Baby Daddy?" and "Wanna take my mommy on a playdate?" will proably also make me millions...