are on their way in and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. My boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now. So let's get going. There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all." ....Then he hung up.

Obama gave one of his honey-tongue malarchy speeches at a previous convention. And the over-emotional and breast-fed left wing of our party started screaming until they brought the tit back.

I will refer to Obama as "The Tit."

Are the milk.

And I herewith advise again. Treat Hillary nice or she damn well may scrap the kitchen sink, go grab the toilet and dump it on all of you.

For Candidate Obama........WE WON!!! YES WE CAN!!!!....(Minus Florida and Michigan)

When McCain beats Obama in Michigan and Florida, it doesn't count.

His DUI was right in the middle of it.

Hillary offers formula, but they are spoiled on the breast.

On the ticket one way or the other. A balnaced 50-50 feeding pattern.

I mean balanced. payne is probably having a convulsion.

In the nutritional sense, but from the public-private angle----The cling feeding in public can be embarrassing.

A line of Obama supporter dolls, like Cabbage Patch.....You pull the string and they say "Destroy the party, Destroy the party, Destroy the party."

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your delete key down.

If it wasn't for caffeine and nicotine, I'd have been dead 10 years ago.

And the pitcher got the first batter out and go over to the mound and say----"Don't think about it. Don't worry about jinx. Just pitch your game. I'll keep every one else away from you."

God it gets DEEP in the Obama camp.

There's a bunch of attack dogs on both sides.....But of course the Clinton side isn't the one claiming to be the new spirit of unity and oneness.

Is Rhandi Rhodes in drag.

Select strange pastors.

I hate to belabor the point, but if Obama loses the general it's because of him not her.

He's electable. He either wins or it's Hillary's fault.

Bah humbug

I know the theory from the Obama side. If Hillary would just get out, then Obama can deliver a few silver-tongue speeches in the general campaign and it's all over but the shouting.

It's a false theory.

The polling of the Obama-McCain hypotheticals from Ohio, Florida, and Pennsylvania are.

It's a ways out, but one thing is certain. If Obama is the nominee we do not win Florida.

The most entertaining part of the superdelegate movement is them pretending they like it.

Is good looking though. I think I could feign a little conversational intimacy.

If It's Obama, Florida belongs to McCain regardless.........His choice will be to go after Mich, Ohio, or Penn with the VP pick.

Yes. It will be Hillary's fault.

Thank you very much.

I'm pleased to be here on behalf of the administration--the most powerful government in the world. I've been sent here today to create some balance, because there has been some things written by Mister Greenwald that I think are unfair to our country. If this is what he has in mind, I think he's wrong.

What kind of a man-ah would defend terrorists from torture and call for subpoenas for our own leaders? What kind of a man-ah would criticize Americah from a foreign shore-ah? What kind of a man-ah would write a book-ah with a picture on it making fun of cowboy hats and comparing our great President to Saddam Hussein? But friends, I want you to know that today I love him anyway. Because I've got love in my heart-ah and I'm not afraid of the fact that he's turned this in to some kind of zoo in here.

margaretboydandcarmenbelacord.

The weekend used to be a time in which Americans get together, they'd go to their house of worship and they would share. And I don't know-ah why there aren't more people-ah that have a heart and have a love affair with Americah. But instead they are here, worshipping this man who is demon possessed.

Like Mister Glenn Greenwald that turned their backs on the democratic freedom fighters in Nicaragua. And now he wants a bunch of young-ah, uninformed-ah, 18-21 year olds voting.

Now I'm gonna ask for the power and the glory. I'm gonna tell you a bible story. I'm gonna drive out the demons, friends. I'm gonna ask you to help this badness end.

A thread about McCain. How will Obamatrons dump on Hillary?

It was Dock Ellis that served up that moon shot to Reggie Jackson in the all star game in Detroit. He went gun-shy and it ended his career.

Who turned their backs-ah on Good Celery in Viet Nam-ah. Victory through bombing-ah and peace through strength-ah. But the pointy-heads chose defeat-ah. Never again-ah.

For the hope and change gang..........There's going to be 100,000 plus through the entire next term.

To being a little warped, but at the 40-12 marker I was picturing all the get-togethers and game parties in North Carolina. The fans arrive all pompous and bloated anticipating victory then, and Monday. Boozing and eating. Ready for their boast-a-thon and everyone bowing down before them. And just a few minutes into the game either in silent shock or full-tilt bitch mode.

Then UNC makes their run and all of a sudden it's chests puffed back out, the game-parties and sportsbars a screaming and cheering brotherhood--imagining (and expecting) the comeback of the ages and the bragging that would entitle them to. Then blown out again the final few minutes and back to the stupor or bitching.