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Thursday, May 3, 2007 08:55 AM
Original article: "Brothers"

How Many?

Streets and buildings in the United States? How many did the President drive down in an open convertible? How many Soviets defector-redefectors in the United States?

Thursday, May 3, 2007 08:57 AM
Original article: "Brothers"

McVeigh Denied?

He requested death.

Thursday, May 3, 2007 09:18 AM
Original article: "Brothers"

McVeigh

Admitted.

Thursday, May 3, 2007 09:35 AM
Original article: "Brothers"

McVeigh

Said if he had known of the large child care center he may have selected another target.

Thursday, May 3, 2007 09:57 AM
Original article: "Brothers"

I Interpret

Voluntary forfeiture of appeals as admission of guilt. But that's just me.

Friday, May 4, 2007 05:15 AM
Original article: "Brothers"

My Favorite Part

Was the Dallas Police Chief, when Oswald was isolated as the only depository employee unaccounted for. As he got back to headquarters he said he was interested in this Oswald guy and wanted to talk to him and ordered someone to go to the address provided in his work papers.

He was quickly told that they already had Oswald and he was in an interrogation room across the hall.

That's pretty good police work. Done before the order.

Monday, May 7, 2007 09:11 AM

Has Anyone Said Yet

That Olbermann anchoring the GOP debate emboldens the terrorists?

Monday, May 7, 2007 10:00 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

The O.J. Jury Was Correct

The cops lied their asses off, and the jury rightfully rejected their entire case.

Monday, May 7, 2007 10:13 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Scientific Polling Is Very Accurate

With an acknowledged margin of error.

Part of the rise of republicanism is not only 3 0f their 10 candidates denying evolution, but an attack on the validity of scientific polling.

Monday, May 7, 2007 10:23 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

So

You think for all we know Bush's approval rating could be 60 percent?

Tuesday, May 8, 2007 09:35 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Boxing Has Gone Downhill

Since the Boom Boom Ray Mancini-Duk Koo Kim bout.

Mancini knocked out Kim permanent, and within a few months the referee of the fight and Kim's mother had committed suicide.

How can you top that?

Tuesday, May 8, 2007 10:01 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

When

The Tanya Harding-Paula Jones bout didn't draw a huge audience that was pretty much the end of boxing.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007 12:50 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I Say

We go back to Caligula. Put them on the floor of the Coliseum with swords and wild animals.

POPCORN......PEANUTS......ICE COLD BEER HERE.

Thursday, May 10, 2007 10:07 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

If You Want Rules To Make It Exciting And Competetive

Like advancing to midcourt without actually advancing the ball, why not just play the first 47 minutes, and then declare the game tied with a minute to go regardless of score.

Friday, May 11, 2007 12:03 PM
Original article: Fondling Stephen Colbert

I Have No Particular Insights For You On This

But you can sit in my lap till doomsday if you want to.

Friday, May 11, 2007 12:14 PM
Original article: Fondling Stephen Colbert

It Could Be Worse

Picture Michelle Malkin in Sean Hannity's lap.

Friday, May 11, 2007 12:16 PM
Original article: Fondling Stephen Colbert

Or

Coulter in Ted Nugent's lap.

Monday, May 14, 2007 08:24 AM
Original article: Frustrated

McConnell

Needs to shut his pie hole.

He's emboldening Bush and the neocons.

Monday, May 14, 2007 09:47 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Nash

Was faking.

Monday, May 14, 2007 10:08 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Here's The Deal

As it starts to look like Nash is going to join Joh Stockton and play most of his career on 50-60 plus win teams with high seeds and never get a ring, there has to be an excuse for the latest rendition of the favorite caucasian son----DAMN IT, HE'S GETTING ABUSED OUT THERE REFS.

Monday, May 14, 2007 10:12 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

By The Way

Who was the last big time white point guard to lead a team to a title.....Was it Cousy?

Monday, May 14, 2007 10:44 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I'm

White.

Monday, May 14, 2007 12:36 PM

If It Had Been Bush-Cheney

In the Cuban Missile crisis, people would just now be poking their heads out of the cave entrances to test the air.

Monday, May 14, 2007 12:44 PM

And Not Only That

The next generation of right wingers would say they did the right thing.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 08:55 AM
Original article: Various items

Jake007

If you had been born in Iraq or Iran you'd be Muslim.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 08:58 AM
Original article: Various items

And

If you had been born in Greece a long time ago you'd have been warning people about the wrath of Zeus.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 09:07 AM
Original article: Various items

What The Hell

Is The Book Of Life?

You mean God knew a million years before I was born if I was going to be saved or not.

Good Lord, it's rigged.

So much for free will.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 09:36 AM
Original article: Various items

Worse Than Dubya?

Jesus COULDN'T be that bad.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 09:44 AM
Original article: Various items

Lets' Stop Playing Patty-Cake

About Christianity.

If it wasn't for the carrot and the stick--the streets of gold or the pit of fire--No one would give a rat's ass about it.

The creators of the religion were ingenius in that regard. They knew they needed that angle for the fish to bite the hook and bait.

I'm going to be in heaven and those other scumbags are going to burn. Yippy....That's the jist of it.

And furthermore, your average Christian in America thinks they are going to achieve that goal by reluctantly dragging themselves out of bed every Sunday morning and going to listen to some halfwit explain God's word. Almost napping while they sit in the pews, so there are hymms when they have to stand to keep them awake. And they sing in a pathetic, lifeless monotone to boot.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 09:47 AM
Original article: Various items

Boiled Down

It's all just titanic ego.

Me die and that's it? No way. There has to be more for the great me.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 09:50 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Nash Needs To Get A Ring

Horry has one hand already filled up.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 09:53 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Are

Prosthetic middle legs fair?

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:06 AM
Original article: Various items

Kitt

My bad. Yes. A small percentage of congregations put their hearts into the hymms........And they are more irritating than the majority pathetic, lifeless monotoners.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:18 AM
Original article: Various items

Kitt

Nothing personal....I just can't get past the fact that what they are signing is false.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:21 AM
Original article: Various items

If The Words Are False

Then the singing with energy is worse than the monotone.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:24 AM
Original article: Various items

I Think The Monotoners

Deep down know it's false. So they are to be congratulated for that......They do it just in case.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:34 AM
Original article: Various items

I Have A Big Enough Problem

With me being created in God's image.....Much less Hannity or O'Reilly.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:41 AM
Original article: Various items

"I'll Fly Away"

I'm sorry. That is false.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:49 AM
Original article: Various items

I'm Sorry Again

But true and false are big with me at all times.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:56 AM
Original article: Various items

You Got That Right

That sounds about the same level as most of FOX News.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:08 AM
Original article: Various items

You May Be On To Something Though

Eventually the supporters of the Iraq war will dwindle down to some folks quoting the book of Revelation.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:22 AM
Original article: Various items

Considering All Possibilities

All of us over here will die someday. And as we each drift off into death we could be face to face with Muhammad and Allah and our judgement.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:40 AM
Original article: Various items

Or We Could Be In Trouble

If, as individuals, we absorb the guilt of our country and are judged accordingly...........We've killed a hell of a lot of people over there. There's no telling how many.

They've always made a point not to tell us. There's just figures tossed around from different sources every now and then.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:50 AM
Original article: Various items

Karen

We all have our own God..........Mine is slender with small breasts and wearing white thongs.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 12:04 PM
Original article: Various items

Looks Like Jerry

Has gone to the big buffet in the sky.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 12:07 PM
Original article: Various items

Jake

Hold on there honcho..........I believe God himself killed everyone and everything but two of each with a flood.

That's a lot of killin'.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007 12:30 PM
Original article: Various items

I'm Still Pissed At God

For killing all the dinosaurs. They're just minding their own business and he fires that big rock at them.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007 09:29 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Ken Griffey Jr is Back

Yeah, back in last place, 10 games out in mid-May.

Friday, May 18, 2007 05:09 AM
Original article: Bugliosi vs. "Brothers"

Tippit

Hey, I'll pull up to that guy over there and check him out, a few miles from the assassination site.

Good Lord it's the assassin.

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