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Thursday, February 7, 2008 09:23 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Lies

Lies, dripping off my mouth like dirt

Lies, lies, lies, in every step I walk

Lies, whispered sweetly in your ear

Lies, how do you get out of here?

Why, why, why, do I have to be so cruel?

Lies, lies, lies, you ain't such a fool!

Lies, lies, lies, in your papa's looks

Lies, lies, lies, in your history books

Lies, lies, lies, like they teach in class

Lies, lies, lies, You catch on way too fast

Lies, lies, lies you dirty jezebel

Lies, lies, lies, why don't you go to hell.

Thursday, February 7, 2008 10:45 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Concur

On football. You see more games now with an amazingly low number of possessions for each team. The passing games are getting so perfected among the better teams, particularly the short passing, the clock just keeps running. Sometimes 2 or 3 possessions each for a half.

Thursday, February 7, 2008 10:53 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

By The Way

That was the screw up on my Patriots pick. Not enough possessions.

Thursday, February 7, 2008 10:58 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Possessed

BARF.........That's me upchucking a bunch of pea soup looking gunk all over Lynx.

Thursday, February 7, 2008 11:09 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

How About

Just playing the games without scoring. Just enjoying the event and the game.

Thursday, February 7, 2008 11:37 AM
Original article: Today

If Hillary Wins

She can use executive orders to correct some things.

Thursday, February 7, 2008 11:58 AM

Reply

"There's nothing Clinton can do to overcome being the Draft-Dodger's Wife.".

He won twice.

Friday, February 8, 2008 05:21 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Before He Takes Office

He needs to come clean about his steroid use.

Friday, February 8, 2008 05:33 AM
Original article: Waiting for New Mexico

I Can Certainly Understand Why The GOP Wants To Run Against Hillary

Bill won 5 Governorships, 2 Presidentials, and Hillary 2 Senates........They are masochistic. They are desiring their 10th loss to the Clintons.

Friday, February 8, 2008 07:21 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Man

When you take a gander at many of Ryans' seasons in terms of number of starts, hits and strikeouts per 9 innings, and ERA, then look at the won-loss records---the hitters on his teams needed horse-doctor doses of performance enhancers.

Friday, February 8, 2008 07:34 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Are There Any?

Photographs of Ryan and Clemens together? Maybe they're the same guy.

Friday, February 8, 2008 09:03 AM

I'm Going

To the titty bar.

Friday, February 8, 2008 09:55 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

I'll Allow

Criticism of Bill. But not Hillary.

Friday, February 8, 2008 10:09 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

FilthyHarry

So have you. Your entire life.

Friday, February 8, 2008 10:13 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

You're

Fibbing.

Friday, February 8, 2008 10:25 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

He Didn't Have Sex

As sex was defined in the deposition affadavit presented to him by the Jones attorneys.

Friday, February 8, 2008 10:54 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

"You Can't Lie To Congress"

How about Bush's State of the Union before the Iraq invasion?

Friday, February 8, 2008 11:20 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

There's Not Much Difference

Between Obama and Huckabee.

Friday, February 8, 2008 11:34 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

There Isn't A Straight Truth

To any situations.

Friday, February 8, 2008 11:37 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

a voice of reason

If only Hillary could get that gospel tent speaking down pat, like Obama. Just picture how hoodwinked her supporters would be then.

Friday, February 8, 2008 12:35 PM

It's Looking Like

Someone is really going to have to kiss the ass of Mister Oxycontin-Addict-Three-Times-Divorced-Ducked-Viet-Nam to get him to support McCain.

And the 3 Stooges too--Coulter, Malkin, and Ingraham.

Monday, February 11, 2008 05:28 AM
Original article: How will it all end?

The Will Of The Party?

Obama has won a bunch of mickey mouse caucuses representing just a tiny percentage of the electorate.

Monday, February 11, 2008 05:30 AM
Original article: How will it all end?

I Hope Obama

And his supporters realize that the general election is not getting a few hundred yahoos to go to a small gymnasium and dominate the caucus.

Monday, February 11, 2008 11:15 AM
Original article: How will it all end?

In A General

Obama will be painted as a radical, a black radical. He would go downhill day by day and then get beat.

No worry though. It's going to be Hillary with Obama as V.P. and we will win.

Monday, February 11, 2008 12:35 PM
Original article: How will it all end?

A Superdelegate

Voting for Clinton is no different than 5 percent of the voters going to a caucus and Obama winning a bunch of delegates.

Monday, February 11, 2008 12:54 PM
Original article: How will it all end?

Looks Like I Struck A Nerve

Talking about all of Obama's delegates that represent just a tiny fraction of the state voters.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 05:00 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Why?

Was the Villanova dumbass running over there?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 05:09 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I Think 80 Feet From The Basket

With one second left tied is where we should reject the 110 percent effort cowpile.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 11:12 AM
Original article: Clinton "firing" fallout?

I'd Say

When your 20 votes shy, a vote against and no vote are equal.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 12:38 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

On The Guys Versus The Gals

Let us remember amongst the back and forth that if the Memphis men played the Tennessee gals, the boys could make it any score they wanted to. It might be possible for them to hold them to zero points or damn near it in a 40 minute game-- full court press for all 40 minutes of the best 7 or 8 players. And they could score 200 themselves.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 12:43 PM
Original article: David Shuster, scapegoat?

Chelsea

Is more ready for the Presidency than Obama.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 12:45 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Lynx

Just because that's happened to you on the court that doesn't mean........

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 12:51 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

No

The Memphis men would be much, much more competetive against the NBA champ than the Tennessee women would be against Memphis.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 12:56 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Memphis Men Versus Tennessee Women

We are talking severe difficulty crossing mid court with the ball.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 12:58 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

They'd Have A Hell Of A Time Bodying Up

With Dorsey down on the block.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 01:03 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

The Few Players That The Women's Team Had

6'2" or taller would get in foul trouble or exhausted or injured very quickly. Then it would be the female runts against the 6-9 guys.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 01:05 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Then The Runts

Would get exhausted. I'm serious, I doubt they could finish the game. They'd have to forfeit.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 01:12 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

RunRun

It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 07:24 AM

You Need 2,025

At the convention or it's up for grabs.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 07:42 AM

That's The Rules

You Need 2,025. No rule says that if no one gets 2,025 the person with the most is automatically the nominee.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 07:43 AM

Otherwise Why Have The 2,025

Just whoever gets the most is the nominee.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 07:49 AM

If Hillary

Wins New York, California, Florida, Texas, Ohio, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Mass. and there is just a small differential in delegate totals with no one at 2,025, taking into account all of the Obama caucus wins, certainly there is a reasonable debate at the convention.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 07:52 AM

I think there are some whites who are probably not ready to vote for an African-American candidate"

That's true. Everywhere in the country.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 08:40 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

George Hendrick

Played for the Whitey Herzog Cardinals. In his book Whitey said he liked him and he was a good, clutch player but he had a thing about asking out of the line-up against starters that he had a problem hitting. Herzog said he has no problem with that on occasion, it's a chance to give a sub a start and some at bats, but with Hendrick it got out of hand. He had a list of about 25 guys he didn't want to face.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 08:41 AM

Florida Should Count

It was a total blowout for Hillary. Campaigning wouldn't have changed it.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 08:47 AM

If He Wins Obama Is Dukakis

He'll give a big flowery acceptance speech at the convention, come out of there with a 15 point lead and then the republicans will chop him off at the knees. If he has Hillary as V.P. to advise him, he'll stand a chance.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 09:10 AM

The Best Bet Is

If Obama wins the nomination the republicans will have him branded as a black radical leftist fairly quickly. He'll sink and sink, then lose, with the exit polling showing Hillary would have won.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 09:17 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Hendrick Was Teeney-Bop

Next to my all time favorite--Andujar.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 09:22 AM

If No One Gets 2,025

Then it cannot be stolen.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 09:35 AM

At One Point

The naivety of the Obama camp, and of Obama himself for that matter, was kind of cute. Now it's downright scary.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008 09:39 AM

God No

It's the riff-raff from the sports thread.

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