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Monday, February 4, 2008 05:06 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

The Cheaters Choke

I hadn't heard the report about the Pats cheating against my Rams in that Super Bowl. I always thought that game stunk. Now Senator Arlen Specter is looking into the league's destruction of evidence from earlier this year, and rumors about the Pats-Eagles Super Bowl.

To any youth within the sound of my voice I implore you to play by the rules. If someone isn't, find an adult and tell them. Yes you can attain victory and cheers by cheating, but you will inevitably be an embarrassment to your family and friends in the end. And beyond that and most importantly, once the mirror becomes the enemy that image never goes away.

I know that everywhere you children turn there is muck in todays world and it makes me angry and sad. Make me happy if nothing else. Do it The Notorious way. Do it clean and do it right. Whatever you do in life.

Monday, February 4, 2008 05:24 AM

Boys May Come And Boys May Go

And that's all right you see

Experience has made me a bitch

And now they're after me.

Cause everybody's living in a material world

And Hillary's a material girl.

Living in a material world

And Hillary's a material girl.

Monday, February 4, 2008 05:55 AM

Hillary

Was on FOX yesterday dealing with Dickhead Chris Wallace. She did fine. That right there places her above nearly the entirety of the democratic party.

Monday, February 4, 2008 05:57 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

DBres

The children have to come before that stuff.

Monday, February 4, 2008 06:01 AM

The More I Watch This Obama Caravan

The more lame it becomes. The heart-tugging orator who is going to change the tone of politics.

Naive doesn't even begin to describe it.

Monday, February 4, 2008 06:04 AM

Oh Jesus

Now Hillary is a scab for going on FOX.

Monday, February 4, 2008 06:14 AM

She Looked A Little Tired

On FOX. But was in there counterpunching anyhow.

Impressed me big-time.

Monday, February 4, 2008 06:38 AM

If You're Looking For Courage

Hillary was on FOX yesterday bitch-slapping Chris Wallace. Many democrats are too craven to go on FOX.

Monday, February 4, 2008 06:47 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Faulty Interpretation Of Victory

Does anyone with an IQ above the usual uniform numbers of quarterbacks really think that if we could get a time machine and put this Patriot team up against some other team that won the Superbowl (85 Bears, Montana 49ers, Steel Curtain) that the Patriots would lose for sure because they lost their last game and those others didn't? It's asinine.

Monday, February 4, 2008 06:56 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I've Had This Debate Before

With numbskulls. On the who would you pick in a hypothetical tournament of all-time college basketball teams (the "best debate"), I take Olajuwon-Drexler Houston.

And the numbskulls say "NO WAY, THEY NEVER WON IT ALL."

Monday, February 4, 2008 07:09 AM

So To Display Our Courage

We must put forth a candidate afraid of FOX News.

Monday, February 4, 2008 07:29 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Hoosier Daddy

I believe you mean stupid chump.

Monday, February 4, 2008 07:35 AM

Okay I Get It

We won't go on FOX, but we aren't afraid.

Monday, February 4, 2008 07:46 AM

I got Two Pair Of Pretty Good Jeans

The other day at Wal-Mart for 25 bucks total.

Monday, February 4, 2008 08:13 AM

Obama

Would be wasting in his time in front of any audience other than the pathetically naive. Which I admit is a large and loud audience.

Monday, February 4, 2008 08:17 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Hey Pancho...Hey Cisco

Ss now 18-1 is clearly not perfection and 14-6 is.

Monday, February 4, 2008 08:25 AM

Yesterday

On Russert Joe Klein said that his sources inside the Pentagon, almost universally of all sides and stripes--hawks and non-hawks--are impressed by Hillary.

That's a bitter pill for the right wing.

Monday, February 4, 2008 08:31 AM
Original article: Clinton "cries" again

Yeah Yeah Yeah

And at some other event yesterday Obama was again issuing lofty, emotional rhetoric to the congenitally naive.

Monday, February 4, 2008 08:35 AM

I'm So Republican

That I have tapped the default icon to automatically select all democrats on the ballot the last 5 times I voted, state and federal offices.

Monday, February 4, 2008 08:42 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

droogoy

Right. If the 1972 Dolphins played a thousand games they'd be 1000-0. They are perfect.

Monday, February 4, 2008 08:57 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I Believe

In the regular season those Dolphins beat 2 teams that finished with winning records. And did it by handing off about 70 percent of the time

Monday, February 4, 2008 09:00 AM

I Say We Go On FOX

And work our way up to stuff like FISA.

Monday, February 4, 2008 09:23 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

The 72 Dolphins

Completed 144 passes............LMAO

Monday, February 4, 2008 09:33 AM

If You Are Opposed To Sweatshops

That basically rules out eating at American restaurants, fast food or otherwise.

Monday, February 4, 2008 10:12 AM

I'll Be Looking For That In The Next Obama Speech

And the restaurant workers shall inherit the earth. While they are still here no less.

Monday, February 4, 2008 10:43 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

If They Are Not Part Of The General Discussion

That's a sure sign they are one of the greatest.

Monday, February 4, 2008 10:48 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Just Think

If that Giant hadn't caught that desperate heave, leaping, contested, against his helmet, tumbling down, then the Patriots would qualify in the greatest ever debate.

Monday, February 4, 2008 10:54 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Well

If the winless Bucs aren't in the discussion how can these Pats be.

Monday, February 4, 2008 11:07 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Like I Said

If no one brings it up..........

Monday, February 4, 2008 11:08 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I Think You Provided The Best Example

Whatever criteria is being used, puts these Pats on equal footing with the Bucs in the all time debate.........The criteria is fucked up.

Monday, February 4, 2008 11:14 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

We're Back To The Desperation Leap

Without it they are?

Monday, February 4, 2008 11:23 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Okay I Got It

I Think they are, you don't. The opinions and rectums thingy.

Why not go by statistics. Statistically they are one of the dominant teams of all time in any sport. In the era of the most depth of quality athletes. With the most speed and size.

Monday, February 4, 2008 11:24 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Your Point

Is that in a few years hardly any rectums will mention them.

Monday, February 4, 2008 11:44 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

The Best Of All Time Discussion

Is a voyage of the nerds anyhow.

If you have to have won the championship to qualify to even be discussed it's sub-nerd.

The 2007-2008 Patriots are certainly in any reasonable, mature discussion.

Monday, February 4, 2008 11:53 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

No Doubt

Again Time Machine, and play the game probably the wild card teams of today blow away the early pre Super Bowl NFL champs and early Super Bowl champs. So they'd belong in the discussion first.

Monday, February 4, 2008 11:56 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Mike

Yes, The 84 Niners and 85 Bears are in the discussion along with these Patriots. Eeenee-meenee-minee moe.

Monday, February 4, 2008 11:58 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Although Again

I suspect the overall depth of talent and coaching has increased in the last 20 years too.

Monday, February 4, 2008 12:03 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

With This Childish Emphasis On The Title Game

Didn't someone win it 73-0. They MUST be best all time.

Monday, February 4, 2008 12:38 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Bob Griese

Hell, I can hand off.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 05:47 AM
Original article: The race for California

Ace Up Our Sleeves

If the voters screw it up and go for Obama, super delegates can step in to correct the mistake.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 06:06 AM
Original article: The race for California

Slackie

Thanks. I just wanted to start my morning by irritating a member of the Obama cult of the naive. You were there for me.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 06:25 AM
Original article: The race for California

Sure

If Obama gets the nomination he gets my support and vote. All the way to the inevitable defeat of the cult of the naive.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 06:58 AM
Original article: The race for California

I Want To Win

My Bad.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 07:06 AM
Original article: The race for California

That's Why I Want

A Hillary-Obama ticket.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 07:21 AM
Original article: The race for California

Needless To Say

We have to get the Florida and Michigan delegates seated, regardless of what was agreed to beforehand.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 07:48 AM
Original article: The race for California

Lesbians Have Good Taste

She's my princess too.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008 07:53 AM
Original article: The race for California

Maybe We Should Have A Presidential

Allowing only female candidates to run. And allow only lesbians to vote. See how that turns out. Eject men totally from the process one time. America and the world couldn't turn out any worse. In fact it would have to improve.

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