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Thursday, January 31, 2008 05:44 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

It's Classic

They relentlessly laughed at and mocked Hillary's right wing conspiracy, and I'm sure we'll hear repeats of that in the general campaign if Hillary gets the nomination.

Yet they have their own laundry list of conspiracies and enemies that they hold so dear to their hearts and are so obviously true. EVERYONE is against them.

My personal favorite is Christian persecution. You can barely travel 2 miles in the city or 25 in the country without seeing a church. Some of them gigantic cathedrals. Christian bookstores and concerts. Traveling crusades in arenas and stadiums. Christian television networks. Politicians kissing their asses left and right. Christian leaders and spokesmen becoming political pundits on cable, treated with reverence and respect no matter what stupid shit they say. Down Alabama way, not being allowed to place 10 tons of granite Ten Commandments in a courthouse rotunda was persecution.

A close number two is someone is coming to take their gun away. And the politicans having to bow down and reassure them every single election cycle.

Three would be "the liberal media" or just "the media." This one is huge, but so old and stale in has to be dropped in the rankings. What the hell is "the media" anyway?

Four is like a catch basin--The United Nations. This one branches off in multiple directions of paranoia.

And of course we now have the behemoth bogeyman, the Muslim/Terrorist/Islamo-fascists and if we don't bombs away we'll all be speaking arabic and wearing veils. This one is sort of mixed in with the anti-Mexican.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 05:53 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

My Advice To Willie Randolph Is

If he wants to coach the Mets in 2009, win it all in 2008.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 06:06 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

And These Suckers

Actually think that America is dead without them. Only they can save us all from their dreamed up or over-stated enemies. This is what leads right wing government to their abuse. Whatever the hell they do, they are saving America.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 06:51 AM

The Only Guy Who Has Talked "World War 3"

Is Bush.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 07:32 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

Some boys kiss Hillary, some boys hug Hillary

She thinks they’re o.k.

If they don’t give her proper credit,

She just walks away.

They can beg and they can plead,

But they can’t see the light,

That's right!

Cause the boy with the cold hard cash,

Is always Mister Right.

Cause we are living in a material world

And Hillary's a material girl.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 08:13 AM

FOX

Has always been near the top in tits and ass stuff. They are liable to increase it now. Their audience is mostly older conservatives and they have always played to the sexual frustration. That could become FOX's total niche. To titillate the aged segment of the base, and hopefully use it mixed in with some other stuff as a cattle prod to get them to the polls.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 08:32 AM

Both Partys

Need to start being honest----To hell with the troops.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 08:47 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

Living In A Material World

Living In A Material World.

Living In A Material World.

Living In A Material World.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 09:05 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

I Don't Know About Glenn's Humor

But if he was the attorney opposite mine, I'd go for a settlement. I'd want no part of that relentless tooth-drilling.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 09:20 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

The Relentlessness In Itself

Is humor.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 09:28 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

Stellaa

The only thing we hate is losing. It's not personal.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 11:24 AM
Original article: Enemies everywhere

Guns

We have a local right wing radio guy that does the 3 hours before Limbaugh. I swear 2 or 3 days a week it's about guns. Week after week. Guns, guns, guns.

Pussies.

Thursday, January 31, 2008 01:02 PM
Original article: John McCain's endless war

So How Is It Going To Work This Time?

Are they going to introduce amendments to state constitutions to stay in Iraq for 100 years, to draw the base to the polls?

Friday, February 1, 2008 05:14 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Please God

Let a blown official's call late decide it in the Pats favor.

Friday, February 1, 2008 05:51 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

With Satan Standing Beside Me And Guiding Me

I elevate above that personal attack.

Friday, February 1, 2008 06:13 AM
Original article: The Senate's FISA agreement

Trial Lawyers

Indeed, they are one of the regular hobgoblins of the right wing.

If they detest trial lawyers, they must detest trials. Sure there's a bunch of bullshit in there just like everywhere else. But what would they have replace trial lawyers presenting the cases of clients before the courts and juries?

Friday, February 1, 2008 06:44 AM
Original article: The Senate's FISA agreement

I Suspect

They have secret animus towards their own lawyers, like "Why do I have to even be here."

Friday, February 1, 2008 06:53 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Pace And Lynx

Need to stop this halfway stuff on their posts. I want verses from Ezekiel and Leviticus.

Friday, February 1, 2008 06:55 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

diana

Posts an e-mail. Can you post a pic up for us?

Friday, February 1, 2008 07:00 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Ezekiel 8:3

And he put forth the form of a hand, and took me by a lock of my head; and the Spirit lifted me up between earth and heaven, and brought me in the visions of God to Jerusalem, to the door of the gate of the inner `court' that looketh toward the north; where was the seat of the image of jealousy, which provoketh to jealousy.

Friday, February 1, 2008 07:14 AM

You Miss The Point

So long as our soldier deaths decline the surge is working.

Friday, February 1, 2008 07:32 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Cause We Are Living

In a material world.

And Hillary's a material girl.

Friday, February 1, 2008 07:41 AM

thatboy

ANYTHING but an examination of our foreign policy and how it's contributed.

Friday, February 1, 2008 07:44 AM
Original article: The Senate's FISA agreement

Telecom Folks

Don't deserve prosecution or jail. They were bullied no doubt, maybe blackmailed.

Friday, February 1, 2008 08:48 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Revelations 22:22

And I saw, and behold, a white cloud; and on the cloud I saw a Patriot from Judah, one sitting like unto a son of man, having on his head a golden crown with 18 pearls, and in his hand a sharp sickle.

Friday, February 1, 2008 08:58 AM
Original article: The Senate's FISA agreement

Svensker

I don't play games. Even when I was a kid.

Friday, February 1, 2008 09:04 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Hoosier Daddy

You stupid chump.

Friday, February 1, 2008 09:08 AM
Original article: The Senate's FISA agreement

"Doesn't that make you a terrible mope or a psychopath?"

Do I get my choice?

Friday, February 1, 2008 09:12 AM
Original article: MoveOn endorses Obama

I'm Sending

Antonio and Luigi over to MoveOn to talk to some folks.

Friday, February 1, 2008 09:35 AM
Original article: The Senate's FISA agreement

God

Sent us Hillary. I don't know why yet.

Friday, February 1, 2008 09:38 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

You Nerds Don't Know What Cheating is

I'll invite you to our Texas Hold 'Em game sometime. Beer and booze on us.

Friday, February 1, 2008 09:52 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Lynx

You never know when to stop.

Friday, February 1, 2008 10:27 AM
Original article: The Senate's FISA agreement

Hillary

Don't you get anywhere near this stuff, darling.

Friday, February 1, 2008 10:39 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Touche' teaparty

Your cheatin heart will make you weep

You'll cry and cry and try to sleep

But sleep won't come the whole night through

Your cheatin heart will tell on you

Friday, February 1, 2008 10:56 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Is There Anything That Can Be Done

About this guy's over-posting. Please.

Friday, February 1, 2008 11:10 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Pace

I thought I told you to hit the road and help recruit more speed for Ohio State.

Friday, February 1, 2008 11:22 AM
Original article: The Senate's FISA agreement

shooter

Oh for God's sake. That's gonna be the campaign? We've won for sure.

Friday, February 1, 2008 11:24 AM
Original article: The Senate's FISA agreement

Who Is Gonna Be You guys V.P.?

Ken Starr?

Friday, February 1, 2008 11:34 AM
Original article: The Senate's FISA agreement

Everybody Know

Hillary's a material girl.

Friday, February 1, 2008 11:51 AM
Original article: Campaign wrap

Damn Obama

He just hauled in 32 mill. He could become Hillary's V.P. today and put that into the kitty for both of them.

Friday, February 1, 2008 12:29 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Geez

All this has top billing on the Salon front page. I hope we make a good impression on visitors.

Friday, February 1, 2008 12:36 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

He Wasn't Trying To Make A Funny

With "sand in his pussy." That was his serious, literal evaluation.

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