It was an accident in the shower. Just soaping and rubbing and then noticing something funky brewing. Then proceeding with a focus until whammo. Waht the hell was that? That was an accident.

That was good, but non-accidental turned out to be even better.

Hoping for the 2nd field goal is not a total accident, but there's definitely some soaping and rubbing going on.

But so is figurative, selective veiling.

Lynx would have been employing the 3 field goal strategy.

Language young man.

And kicked the 22 yarder. Then you'd need to recover two onsides and kick two more to win 29-28.

If the Colts send out the kicker at 28-24, everyone on the Charger sideline and in the Charger defensive huddle goes "YEAH. YEAH. ALRIGHT".

And then the Charger coaches would quickly be hollering to look for the fake because they wouldn't believe they would kick it.

THE CHARGERS would want them to kick the FG.

In Woody Allen's autobiography?

It is one of the stunning achievements in human history, sports or otherwise. And we got to watch it happen.

Has always been antagonistic to the judicial branch. It reached it's zenith when Tom Delay and the House of Reps was wanting to haul judges up before congress and grill them in the Terri Schiavo case.

I believe the sane elements of the republican party nosed their way in and called that off. They knew that would absolutely not fly, and would look REALLY bad on TV.

I fell asleep on the couch once during pre-game with the AC cranking too hard and when I got up it was 65 degrees. Intolerable.

Would that be the Advanced Nerd Edition?

How realistic are they? When the game ends does it go blank for a few minutes, then a screen pops up with some media weenies asking stupid ass questions?

Is leadership.

If they have a prescribed number selected-----like if it hits 25 percent, we bomb Iran.

In his 8 years, some advisor is going to say--"Let's try doing something the people want one time, see if that works."

Are Ya'll Ready?

Hillary, You're Just Too Funky For Me,

I gotta get inside of you,

And I'll show you heaven, if you let me,

Hey you just too funky for me,

I gotta get inside, I gotta get inside,

I gotta get inside of you, so when will that be?

I watch your campaign workin' overtime, overtime,

I got to thinking that you should be mine. Oh My!!

I'd love to see you naked baby,

I'd like to think that sometime maybe

Tonight, if that's all right, Yeah!

Baby, baby, baby why do you do this to me?

Hillary, you're just too funky

You're just too funky for me

Everybody wants a lover, everybody wants a lover like that

Everybody wants a lover, everybody wants a lover like that

Everybody wants a lover, everybody wants a lover like that

Everybody wants a lover, everybody wants a lover like that

I replayed the Patriots entire season on Madden Fantasy and they went 16-0.

I'm about 5 seconds away from assigning my steel toe workboot to your backside.

Let me go to the Thesaursus.......

Main Entry: nerd

Part of Speech: noun

Definition: geek

Synonyms: dolt, dork, dweeb, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, techie, trekkie, weirdo

Can kiss my ass.

You don't even have to waste any ammo.

Are goin' to piss 'em off. And they'll go undefeated next year too.

Pace waiting for Ohio State to beat the SEC and now we have Lynx waiting for the Pack to beat The Pats.

Moby-Nerd by Melville.

I'm Ahab

Thou all-destroying but unconquering nerd. To the last I grapple with thee. From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Thou damned nerd.

Gates of Hell.

From Hillary's inauguration speech.

Gonna be Party Hearty.

That got old and stale about 15 years ago.

Is soon to leave port. All ye hard working nerders sign and come aboard.

I nail this gold dabloon to the ship mast. It goes to the man who first spots Moby Nerd.

But I just don't have a future vision of a magnificent, marble statue of a seated Dubya in Washington.

Steer our youth clear of cynicism, as long as it doesn't turn out that the porn stars have been using sexual enhancers.

It's a certainty that some of his Viet Nam POW stories are bullshit too.

Legalize prostitution. Then make sure they have easy access to republican presidential candidates. Then they are liable to act in a more level headed way.

I think the golf channel gal is innocent. I guess a case could be made of some kind of sub-conscious glitch in her analogy with black and lynch, but that would be speculative. She is saying that if the other golfers kill him, then they might be able to win more often. A compliment and recognition of domination and brilliance.

Tiger himself defended her, and my guess is she would spread for him in a second if she could.

In any event you are not Moby Nerd. Wrong color.

What color are you?

My Crew could turn their harpoons on me.

Congressmen. Why didn't I think of it?...........First mate, change course to Washington.

Did Tiger defend her?

Here's the crux of the bisquit in that on air exchange...

Q.) What do the up and coming young golfers have to do to win like Tiger?

A.) Kill him.

Q.) What do these rather lame honkies have to do to match that out of control nigger?

A.) Mission Impossible

You can take the nerd out of the suburbs, but you can't take the nerd out of the nerd.

From The New England Patriots Front Office......

Any legal issues involving our players or coaches, from simple indictment up to being tried and convicted within the next few days, will have no bearing on their status with the team. The pursuit of 19-0 must take priority at this point in time.