Letters to the Editor

• The First Time I Came I was 13 or 14

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  It was an accident in the shower. Just soaping and rubbing and then noticing something funky brewing. Then proceeding with a focus until whammo. Waht the hell was that? That was an accident.

  That was good, but non-accidental turned out to be even better.

  Hoping for the 2nd field goal is not a total accident, but there's definitely some soaping and rubbing going on.

  Permalink Monday, January 14, 2008 10:08 AM

• Universal Literal Veiling Is Extreme No Doubt

  [Read the article: Quote of the day]
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  But so is figurative, selective veiling.

  Permalink Monday, January 14, 2008 10:34 AM

• It's A Damn Good Thing it wasn't 28-20 San Diego With 2 Minutes Left

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Lynx would have been employing the 3 field goal strategy.

  Permalink Monday, January 14, 2008 10:46 AM

• Anonymous

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Language young man.

  Permalink Monday, January 14, 2008 10:53 AM

• If You Were Down 28-20 with 2 1/2 Minutes Left

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  And kicked the 22 yarder. Then you'd need to recover two onsides and kick two more to win 29-28.

  Permalink Monday, January 14, 2008 11:54 AM

• Let's Leave It At This

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  If the Colts send out the kicker at 28-24, everyone on the Charger sideline and in the Charger defensive huddle goes "YEAH. YEAH. ALRIGHT".

  And then the Charger coaches would quickly be hollering to look for the fake because they wouldn't believe they would kick it.

  THE CHARGERS would want them to kick the FG.

  Permalink Monday, January 14, 2008 12:10 PM

• Read It Where?

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  In Woody Allen's autobiography?

  Permalink Monday, January 14, 2008 12:44 PM

• If The Patriots Do The 19-0 Thing

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  It is one of the stunning achievements in human history, sports or otherwise. And we got to watch it happen.

  Permalink Monday, January 14, 2008 01:16 PM

• The Right Wing

  [Read the article: The Kucinich court decision and "judicial activism"]
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  Has always been antagonistic to the judicial branch. It reached it's zenith when Tom Delay and the House of Reps was wanting to haul judges up before congress and grill them in the Terri Schiavo case.

  I believe the sane elements of the republican party nosed their way in and called that off. They knew that would absolutely not fly, and would look REALLY bad on TV.

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 06:21 AM

• I Watch Games On TV

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  I fell asleep on the couch once during pre-game with the AC cranking too hard and when I got up it was 65 degrees. Intolerable.

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 06:27 AM

• A Blizzard In The Madden Fantasy Video Game

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Would that be the Advanced Nerd Edition?

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 07:08 AM

• I Have To Plead Ignorance On The Video Games

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  How realistic are they? When the game ends does it go blank for a few minutes, then a screen pops up with some media weenies asking stupid ass questions?

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 07:31 AM

• Disapproval From The People

  [Read the article: Freezing]
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  Is leadership.

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 07:43 AM

• I Wonder

  [Read the article: Freezing]
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  If they have a prescribed number selected-----like if it hits 25 percent, we bomb Iran.

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 07:52 AM

• With About One Month Left

  [Read the article: Freezing]
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  In his 8 years, some advisor is going to say--"Let's try doing something the people want one time, see if that works."

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 08:00 AM

• The Notorious Wes Michael

  [Read the article: 30 [more] ways to look at Hillary Clinton]
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  Are Ya'll Ready?

  Hillary, You're Just Too Funky For Me,

  I gotta get inside of you,

  And I'll show you heaven, if you let me,

  Hey you just too funky for me,

  I gotta get inside, I gotta get inside,

  I gotta get inside of you, so when will that be?

  I watch your campaign workin' overtime, overtime,

  I got to thinking that you should be mine. Oh My!!

  I'd love to see you naked baby,

  I'd like to think that sometime maybe

  Tonight, if that's all right, Yeah!

  Baby, baby, baby why do you do this to me?

  Hillary, you're just too funky

  You're just too funky for me

  Everybody wants a lover, everybody wants a lover like that

  Everybody wants a lover, everybody wants a lover like that

  Everybody wants a lover, everybody wants a lover like that

  Everybody wants a lover, everybody wants a lover like that

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 09:15 AM

• Bull To Cheating

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  I replayed the Patriots entire season on Madden Fantasy and they went 16-0.

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 09:47 AM

• sgaana

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  I'm about 5 seconds away from assigning my steel toe workboot to your backside.

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 11:04 AM

• Nerd Is Starting To Fall Short

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Let me go to the Thesaursus.......

  Main Entry: nerd

  Part of Speech: noun

  Definition: geek

  Synonyms: dolt, dork, dweeb, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, techie, trekkie, weirdo

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 11:17 AM

• Huckabee And God

  [Read the article: Huckabee: Amend Constitution for God]
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  Can kiss my ass.

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 11:25 AM

• When You Got 'Em Clubbing On Each Other

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  You don't even have to waste any ammo.

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 11:59 AM

• You Guys

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Are goin' to piss 'em off. And they'll go undefeated next year too.

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:16 PM

• We've Seen

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Pace waiting for Ohio State to beat the SEC and now we have Lynx waiting for the Pack to beat The Pats.

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:27 PM

• Literature You Say

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Moby-Nerd by Melville.

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:53 PM

• It's A Rematch

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  I'm Ahab

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 12:58 PM

• Towards Thee I Roll

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Thou all-destroying but unconquering nerd. To the last I grapple with thee. From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Thou damned nerd.

  Permalink Tuesday, January 15, 2008 01:45 PM

• Enough

  [Read the article: The Democrats defeat the media]
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  Gates of Hell.

  Permalink Wednesday, January 16, 2008 05:59 AM

• We Are One Year Away

  [Read the article: The Democrats defeat the media]
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  From Hillary's inauguration speech.

  Permalink Wednesday, January 16, 2008 07:27 AM

• That Day

  [Read the article: The Democrats defeat the media]
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  Gonna be Party Hearty.

  Permalink Wednesday, January 16, 2008 07:28 AM

• "The Clinton News Network"

  [Read the article: Memo to Fox: One of the horses is missing]
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  That got old and stale about 15 years ago.

  Permalink Wednesday, January 16, 2008 08:18 AM

• The Nerding Vessel Pequod

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Is soon to leave port. All ye hard working nerders sign and come aboard.

  I nail this gold dabloon to the ship mast. It goes to the man who first spots Moby Nerd.

  Permalink Wednesday, January 16, 2008 11:41 AM

• I'm Going Way Out On A Limb Here

  [Read the article: Giuliani advisor: Iraq, Afghanistan a "triumph"]
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  But I just don't have a future vision of a magnificent, marble statue of a seated Dubya in Washington.

  Permalink Wednesday, January 16, 2008 12:10 PM

• I Think We Can Still

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Steer our youth clear of cynicism, as long as it doesn't turn out that the porn stars have been using sexual enhancers.

  Permalink Thursday, January 17, 2008 05:24 AM

• I'd Say

  [Read the article: John McCain's real war record]
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  It's a certainty that some of his Viet Nam POW stories are bullshit too.

  Permalink Thursday, January 17, 2008 05:31 AM

• We Need To

  [Read the article: Mike Huckabee's mission from God]
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  Legalize prostitution. Then make sure they have easy access to republican presidential candidates. Then they are liable to act in a more level headed way.

  Permalink Thursday, January 17, 2008 06:48 AM

• Thrasher

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  I think the golf channel gal is innocent. I guess a case could be made of some kind of sub-conscious glitch in her analogy with black and lynch, but that would be speculative. She is saying that if the other golfers kill him, then they might be able to win more often. A compliment and recognition of domination and brilliance.

  Tiger himself defended her, and my guess is she would spread for him in a second if she could.

  In any event you are not Moby Nerd. Wrong color.

  Permalink Thursday, January 17, 2008 07:29 AM

• debaser

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  What color are you?

  Permalink Thursday, January 17, 2008 07:45 AM

• Hush Up

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  My Crew could turn their harpoons on me.

  Permalink Thursday, January 17, 2008 07:53 AM

• THAR SHE BLOWS

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Congressmen. Why didn't I think of it?...........First mate, change course to Washington.

  Permalink Thursday, January 17, 2008 08:06 AM

• Why

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Did Tiger defend her?

  Permalink Thursday, January 17, 2008 08:14 AM

• Leave "Lynch" Out Of It

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Here's the crux of the bisquit in that on air exchange...

  Q.) What do the up and coming young golfers have to do to win like Tiger?

  A.) Kill him.

  Permalink Thursday, January 17, 2008 08:26 AM

• How Bout This

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  Q.) What do these rather lame honkies have to do to match that out of control nigger?

  A.) Mission Impossible

  Permalink Thursday, January 17, 2008 08:54 AM

• "You can take the bad boy out of Oakland, but you can't take the punkiness out of the bad boy"

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  You can take the nerd out of the suburbs, but you can't take the nerd out of the nerd.

  Permalink Thursday, January 17, 2008 10:33 AM

• Press Release I'd Love To See

  [Read the article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily]
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  From The New England Patriots Front Office......

  Any legal issues involving our players or coaches, from simple indictment up to being tried and convicted within the next few days, will have no bearing on their status with the team. The pursuit of 19-0 must take priority at this point in time.

  Permalink Thursday, January 17, 2008 11:52 AM