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Wednesday, December 5, 2007 07:52 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Brady

Is currently seeking the highest season QB rating of all time. All of Favre's years and everybody else's.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 08:29 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

teaparty

I kinda like you. Let's co-author a cookbook for the nerds.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 08:40 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

The Charity Thing

Has the tax deduction component to it. It's worth a mention.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 08:59 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I've Never Been One To Wear Out My Welcome

So I gracefully depart for the day (though I reserve the right, as always, to P.S. if some nerd gets out of hand).

By the way I've never denied being a nerd myself, but I'd rather not field that question directly. You think Clinton's grand jury testimony was nuanced and hair-splitting, I'd blow him out of the water.

That's a warning to the phony brave.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 09:45 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

P.S.

I found the Sportsperson of the Year during lunch. She's in the swimsuit issue.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 11:21 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Oh Stop

I'm so sick of exploitation of the gender issue.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 11:37 AM

"....or they can continue on a path of isolation."

Iran has more allies than we do, don't they?

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 12:12 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I Saw A Nerd

Crawling along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare.....Crawling, slithering. Surviving.

I hate them. I do hate them so.

Thursday, December 6, 2007 07:50 AM
Original article: Various items

They Probably Get Together At Night

And play the board game RISK or that one where you try to sink the other guy's battleship. Whoever wins is considered the most knowledgeable, experienced, and impressive speaker about war the following day.

Thursday, December 6, 2007 08:58 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

We Must Incinerate Them

Bleacher after bleacher. Sportsbar after sportsbar. Fantasy league after fantasy league. Nerd after nerd....... We have to have men who are moral and at the same time are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling. Without passion, without judgement.........without judgement. Because it's judgement that defeats us.

Thursday, December 6, 2007 09:23 AM

I Get Up In The Evening

And I ain't got nothing to say,

I come home in the morning,

I go to bed feelin' the same way,

I ain't nothing but tired,

Man I'm just tired and bored with myself.

Hey there Hillary,

I could use just a little help.

You can't start a fire,

You can't start a fire without a spark,

This gun's for hire,

Even if we're just dancing in the dark.

Thursday, December 6, 2007 09:26 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Lynx

Are you a soldier or an assassin?.......You're neither. You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect the bill.

Thursday, December 6, 2007 09:52 AM

There's Something Happening Somewhere Baby

I just know there is.

Thursday, December 6, 2007 10:41 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Someone Likes Me

The horror......The horror.

Thursday, December 6, 2007 11:01 AM

If There Is A Judgement Day

I'm gonna kick God's ass, for letting these twits run wild.

Thursday, December 6, 2007 01:00 PM

Preacherman

Don't tell me

Heaven is under the earth

I know you don't know

What life is really worth.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007 08:38 AM

I Got A Gal With A Record Machine

When it comes to rockin' she's the Queen

I go to dance on Saturday night

We're all alone and I hold Hillary tight

But she lives on the twentieth floor up town

The elevator's broken down

So I walk one two flight three flight four

Five six seven flight eight flight more

Up on the twelfth I'm startin' to sag

Fifteenth floor I'm ready to drag

Get to the top, I'm too tired to rock

Well she called me up on the telephone

Said "come on over baby I'm all alone"

I said "baby you're mighty sweet

But I'm in bed with the achin' feet"

This went on for a couple of days

But I could not stay away

So I walk one two flight three flight four

Five six seven flight eight flight more

Up on the twelfth I'm startin' to sag

Fifteenth floor I'm ready to drag

Get to the top, I'm too tired to rock

Thursday, December 13, 2007 07:54 AM

We All Need Someone We Can Lean On

And if Hillary wants to,

Well she can rest her weary head right on me.

We all need someone we can cream on,

And if she wants to,

Well she can cream on me.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007 08:03 AM

Whatever Hillary Says About FISA

Is the way it should be.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007 05:59 AM

Lieberman

Should run for prime minister of Israel, unless they have a stipulation about being native born.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007 09:46 AM

Hillary

Is going to be the next President. Let's move on.

Thursday, December 20, 2007 05:39 AM

"Can one be pro-choice and yet lend support to a politician who isn't?"

Maybe, possibly, if that politician clearly and repeatedly states a moral opposition to abortion, and a desire to find non-legislative means to reduce abortion. Clearly and repeatedly staing that it should remain legal.

However, if that politician wants to stick their snout into that personal of an issue and criminalize it, thus leading us backward in time, then they can't be trusted--ckeck that--they CAN be trusted to attempt to lead us backward in time on other personal and privacy issues.

Opposing abortion on moral grounds is well within bounds. Making it illegal--state or federal--or wanting to make it illegal, is an extreme nutcase position.

Friday, December 21, 2007 05:04 AM
Original article: Your cheating stars

The Asterisk

Bonds was the best overall player in baseball history--power, speed, defense combo--before steroids.

He was a devestating lead off hitter, a more devestating middle of the line-up hitter, and a gold glover on defense. Before steroids.

Friday, December 21, 2007 05:10 AM
Original article: Your cheating stars

I Think Baseball

Should find a spot for him until his on base percentage falls below .400, which from the looks of things would probably keep him playing until he's past 50.

Friday, December 21, 2007 06:56 AM
Original article: Your cheating stars

Race

These clowns cry out their moral outrage at the steroid era, yet they have twinkling eyes and intense nostalgia as they recite and recall the stats, the heroes, the legends, and the stories of the glory days of Ruth, Gehrig and the all white league era.

Friday, December 21, 2007 07:06 AM
Original article: Your cheating stars

Aaron

Never saw anything remotely approaching the relief pitching Bonds dealt with............Also Aaron played in much more friendly home run ballparks.....And of course we have the situation of Bonds having more than a thousand more walks than Aaron.

Friday, December 21, 2007 08:40 AM
Original article: Your cheating stars

In 1993

Long before he used steroids, Bonds had 46 homers, 123 RBIs, 129 runs scored, 126 walks, 29 stolen bases, a .336 batting average, a .458 on base percentage, and a .677 slugging average.

Overall that is superior, clearly superior to any of Aaron's individual seasons.

Friday, December 21, 2007 10:43 AM
Original article: Your cheating stars

LMAO At The "Reverence" For Aaron

This is a VERY recent developement employed towards the hate of Bonds. It's largely bogus.

Friday, December 21, 2007 11:21 AM
Original article: Your cheating stars

Here's The Racial Angle

It's very difficult to swallow any preaching from any 21st century white American, about cheating or anything else, considering the tactics and techniques whites have used in this country to come to a position of dominance in almost everything.

The condemnation of cheating is a bit tardy. This country was built on cheating and brute force. In a figurative sense, America IS steroids. Always has been.

Friday, December 21, 2007 11:35 AM
Original article: Your cheating stars

Did Bush Win The 2000 Election?

Well, a Supreme Court made up mostly of republican appointees (some by his daddy) said he did.

I don't think Bonds could go running to Scalia and the boys.

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