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Monday, December 3, 2007 12:03 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

It Was Right In Front Of Them

The team is the core of their being. And they almost got the big game. 40 days to talk about their team and listen to everyone else glorify it. Dream about the matchup. I'll tell ya, that Jesus Birthday crap would come in a distant second.

They thought they had a sure thing. Pitt at home.

And then all yanked away.

It depends on what kind of entertainment you look for. I suppose a playoff would be good too, but my tastes are a little warped.

Monday, December 3, 2007 12:17 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I'll Second The Motion

Of the Hawaii QB for the Heisman.

Monday, December 3, 2007 12:28 PM

I Advise

Doing whatever makes the most money. Don't be hampered by intellectual, ethical, moral, or journalistic considerations. It's a delicate tight-rope though. You have to pretend that stuff matters for appearances.

Monday, December 3, 2007 12:38 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Brennan

Played better competition that McFadden and Harrell.

Monday, December 3, 2007 01:04 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I Love

You guys.

Monday, December 3, 2007 01:36 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

There's Not Much Difference Between The Conferences

You better be ready for any road game for one thing........You take any of the conferences and play one versus one, two versus two, and so on down the line, home field will be huge. You will have some close games and a rout or two each way. Then you could change home fields and do it again the next week and get completely different results. Then play them again a thrid week and get different results again. Sometimes you'd have the same two teams swapping 28 point drubbings.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 05:21 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Eulogies

Have never been my strong suit so I guess I'm the one who has to point out that in Evel's biggest moment, the Canyon jump, he wet his pants and pulled the parachute trigger about 2 seconds after launch.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 05:37 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Translation Of Lynx

God, that game last night was pure hell for us Patriot haters.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 05:54 AM
Original article: What the president knew

What Did The President Know?

Whatever Cheney told him.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 06:14 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

" Rose said he never bet on games he was a part of......"

Well you got me, if Rose said it it must be true.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 07:54 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Yesterday Revisited

I was contemplating the BCS-Playoff debate.

Funny there is no universal outcry from the coaches, particularly the big name coaches. Sure many reservedly say they are for a playoff, but no unified, relentless--"WE NEED A BLEEPING PLAYOFF." That would definitely help the cause.

So the question is why not.

I think the trail leads to the usual culprit--the barnyard. The fans, alumni, and boosters.

Under the current system if the coach has a great team, you are in the BCS rankings and media talk as the season plays out. Then you have one big bowl game, maybe the title game. Or if not, the coach can always conduct his program's barnyard symphony about being screwed. Top 10 finish likely anyway. Maybe top slot or second. The barnyard egos remain largely in tact no matter what.

But with a great team in the playoff, if you are ejected early in the tourney (God forbid a couple times in a row), the discontent, defecation, and howls from the barnyard would be unbearable.

So basically I think we have the coaches in many cases, softly pretending to be for it (loudly may actualy change something) in order to side with their fickle barnyards who are loudly for the playoff. But the reaction of the barnyard to the results of playoffs could be too severe for comfort.

I don't see a change coming. Ever.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 08:40 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I Watched The Post Game Interviews On The NFL Network

Brady said he heard the whistle for the timeout and didn't try for the first down. He had a hole to the right if he wanted it.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 08:58 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

The Guy's Won 3 Super Bowls

The character it takes to get that done precludes lying.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 09:21 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

That's Okay

We weren't taking character sermons from Ohio State-Maurice Clarett seriously anyhow.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 09:42 AM
Original article: Quote of the Day

Book Tour?

Yeah---MY PET 30% APPROVAL

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 09:52 AM
Original article: Quote of the Day

I Don't Doubt That He Is Spirited

He's in touch with his base. Listen to those clods. Read between the lines. They RELISH IT.--"We're despised. He's despised. He's our guy. Nah-Nah-Nah Nah Nah Nah"

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 10:19 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

TomG76

We discussed this earlier........Rose didn't bet on games as a player. The proof is that he said he didn't. What more do we need? End of discussion.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 10:25 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

The Shula Thing

Can definitely go overboard. Like he has to be around for oversight of the Patriots from here on out. Hopefully if Brady gets to the Super Bowl he'll guarantee victory to remind grandpa of Super Bowl 3.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 11:43 AM

Joe Klein

Roasting on an open fire,

Jack Frost nipping on his nose,

Yuletide carols being sung by a choir,

And folks dressed up like Eskimos.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 12:09 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

My Only Jealousy Of Evel

Is I bet he got some ass kicker pain pills

Tuesday, December 4, 2007 01:13 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

You're Just Mad

Because blacks aren't good motorcycle riders.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 04:57 AM
Original article: Calling Evel Knievel

"Leaped Across Canyons"

You mean leaped about 1/5 across a canyon.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 05:26 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Last Time Out

In his team's biggest game and stage of the year, the Sportsman of the Year was 5-14 for 56 yards and 2 picks. Then the Sportsman of the Year got hurt, and they got the back-up in there and made it respectable.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 05:48 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

If Nothing Else

The selection will be celebrated at the headquarters of the White Aryan Resistance. There's probably a couple copies of the mag on the table in the lobby.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 06:01 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Lynx

I like syrup on my pancakes, but if it's too thick on too deep a stack, it just becomes a mess to try and eat.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 06:43 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I Didn't Say

He was picked because he is white. Or that it was even a small factor.

My intended implication was that many of the fans, a.k.a. the nerds, receive it well for that reason.

I don't know if the pick itself is playing to that, to some degree or other. I'd say teeney-weeney amount falls within the realm of reasonable conjecture or debate.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 06:57 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

As Noted Earlier

The orations and print about Favre are mighty syrupy. It's mostly sugar, mollasses, and sorghum, but there's some caucasian in there too.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 07:26 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Maybe The Selection

Should be the nerds. Or one nerd to represent. Without them there's a total vacuum.

Or maybe one white and one non-white recipient each year. That way we can avoid this delicate speculation and some heretic with a little rubber hammer making the knees jerk upward.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 07:32 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I'm Not Obsessed With The Nerds

They just won't get out of my face. Here in Kentucky some hoops freshman, a high-school PARADE all-american, announced a transfer. Now it's up in the air again.

It leads the local TV and radio news. The water coolers and call in shows are 40, 50, and 60 year old voices wringing their hands, distraught.

Nerds.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 07:47 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

"Brady arguably has been better"

No, there is no argument at all. Only a nerd would argue that.

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