Drinkin' a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's

Her hair was perfect.

Has a mandate.

From the national association of nerds.

She's my little rock and roll,

My tits and ass with soul baby,

She's my little rock and roll.

That leads to Hillary's door,

Will never disappear,

I've seen that road before..........

Many times I've been alone and many times I've cried,

Anyway she'll never know the many ways I've tried.....

And still they lead me back to the long and winding road...........

Does not warrant one day in prison if he is tried and found guilty. In the grand scheme of perjuries this, whether someone told the truth about doing steroids or not, has to rank somewhere near Clinton's---testimony in a dismissed civil suit, settled out of court by the disputing parties.....I doubt either would have been charged if they weren't who they are.

The hollers about the entire American judicial system on the line here.

This very day (and any other day) in every city, county, state, and federal courtroom in America, in all contested cases, criminal or civil, one or the other or both sides are lying.

How many people are currently in jail in America for perjury?

Before congress when he denied?

Race

Are pretty much resigned to whoever wins in 2008 they won't have nearly as sweet a deal as the previous 8 years.

To hammer Jesse Jackson.

Okay. Thanks for the Jesse Jackson bash. I'll just consider that you pinch hit for the other guy.

I'm writing a movie script about Hillary. If it makes it big, I'll give you a bit part.

It's called "Eleven".

Must think since my screen name is similar to a rapper's, that I'm black. Even calls me bro.

All around player before steroids. That's the asterisk.

* Barry Bonds was the greatest power-speed-defense combo player of all time, before he used steroids..... Then the entirety of baseball from fan to Commissioner was mesmerized by McGwire and Sosa. A total ass kissing, without reservation. Bonds then joined the club and became the all-time steroid record holder too.

I thought the most untouchable was top wide receiver of all time. Jerry Rice.

He's number two now. Moss is one.

Thy name is hyperbole. That's the only option.

New England is up 42-10, 4th and one at the Buffalo 10 IN THE THIRD QUARTER.......Now what would be "rubbing it in" more, going for it, kicking a field goal, or taking a knee?.......IN THE THIRD QUARTER.

Moss will be the big dog on the top two total points scored teams in NFL history.

Since the "cheating" stuff from the media and fans, he's gettin' redneck---"If you faggots want to think we're winning by 40 because of video tape, go ahead."

They were slinging the ball around till the end trying to score.

My point is that McCain and the old hag that asked the question are about 160 years old combined. I say we cut them some slack for senility.

Without reviewing tapes is that Buddy Ryan and the Bear defense in 85 was trying to take quarterbacks, and anyone elses head off until the game ended.

Go through the grueling training camp in the summer roast, practice and film study through the week during the season and when they finally get in to games they are to be restricted in how they play, out of some moral claptrap.

To show off for prospective free agency or move up the depth chart on the team they are on?

To lay down and hand off up the middle, while the team they are romping tries to score and make reputations....LMAO.

Before, during, or after Kerik was screwing Regan?

Maybe the best policy here is that when you are watching a game, when it gets to the stage that you deem the possibility of running the score up is at hand, change channels or find something else to do and forget about it.

Have a prescribed point spread. Say a team is up by 30 or more going in to the 4th quarter. If they get in the end zone it doesn't count points wise----And then they kick off.

No fake punts. That's my limit.

Limbaugh's had 3 failed marriages. Let's ask him.

The problems with marriage on the right wing side are that the men are insufferable moral blowhards and loudmouths. After some time the spouse sees through the charade and hypocrisy.

Says some A-Rod news could be on the horizon.

They're sprouting wings.

What the hell is the world comin' to?

"A-Rod's Career OBP and Slugging: .389 and .578

A-Rod's Postseason OBP and Slugging: .361 and .483

Worse, but not bizarrely so.

And just for the sake of comparison:

Jeter Career OBP and Slugging: .388 and .462

Jeter's Postseason OBP and Slugging: .377 and .469"

So A-Rod is a combined minus 123 points combined in the post season and Jeter minus 4.

H.L. Mencken consistently wrote about the stupidity and thickheadedness of the American electorate. He refered to it as the mob. It still holds true. And you have to take it into account in political strategies.

I'm still going to insist that the NFC team be less than a double digit underdog in the Super Bowl.

The successor will assume office with the most votes. That tends to make things a little smoother.

It's pretty apparent the electoral college strategy has to be to get a couple red states to go for us. That requires a certain kind of language.

Will be when we leave and the place doesn't implode........When can we leave?

The Only "Victory" In Iraq

will be when we leave and the place doesn't implode........When can we leave?

replace with

The Only "Victory" In Iraq

will be when we can leave and the place doesn't implode, or stabilize and fall into the lap of Iran........When can we leave?

Among the moron fans. It could be Missouri West Virginia. Those team names are not sufficient in the world of arrested development..........This could trigger the change-- the moron fans.