Letters posted here are associated with the following Salon Premium Member:

The Notorious W.E.S.

Published Letters: 4045
Editor's Choice: 27

Thursday, October 25, 2007 09:07 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Back To The Ass-Kissing Front

Call me a cynic, but the Tulowitzki-Cal Ripken comparisons are premature.

Thursday, October 25, 2007 09:23 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Okie Dokie

Hey Ripken, you stop kissing his ass too.

Thursday, October 25, 2007 09:30 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

The Rockies

Needed 3 weeks of white hot, after a lackluster 5 months, to pull the wild card out of the hat in the much lesser league (large thanks to a Padre fold in Milwaukee). Now all of a sudden they are all Gods.

Thursday, October 25, 2007 09:46 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

"10 Percent Beckett's Ability"

Now THAT is funny......Were all his other post season masterpieces 10 percent too?

Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:01 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

The Rockies

Lost to the Cubs on Sunday October 1, 2006........After a 129 day layoff they shellacked the White Sox on February 28, 2007, with 10 runs after 4 innings.

Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:09 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

One Thing About Excuses

I insist they be made, in their entirety, right up front. If, for the sake of argument, the Red Sox rape the Rockies in 4 straight, is the whole thing attributed to the lay-off?

Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:26 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

By The Way

The Indians just lost two routs in Fenway, both teams with a one day lay-off and Beckett pitching neither one........What was Clevelnad's excuse?

Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:30 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

droogoy

I have to give you credit for that letter to the editor. I said up front. You had your excuses in order 7 days in advance.

Are you even watching the games? And if so why?

Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:34 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Red Leg

When are you dumbasses gonna trade Dunn?

Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:45 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Here's The Real Question

If the Rockies win tonight, but then lose the next 3, can the layoff still be blamed........Like a flashback acid trip or something. A layoff flashback when they go back home.

Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:58 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

In A Few Days This May Very Well Finally Boil Down To

Okay Rockies you won 21 of 22 in the National League. You want a medal or a chest to pin it on?

Thursday, October 25, 2007 11:13 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Jesus

It's so obvious now. Everyone facing the Patriots is on a week layoff.

Thursday, October 25, 2007 11:31 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Very Well Then

Your team star is going to be Adam Dunn for the next 8 years.

Good luck.

Thursday, October 25, 2007 11:38 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Can You Imagine

The Reds after an 8 day layoff? I guess going by the general theory of layoffs, they'd finally start winning.

Thursday, October 25, 2007 11:51 AM

I Don't Understand

The basis explanation for it all. We have a guy in our possession and we KNOW that he KNOWS about some imminent attack. And we must get that information. How do we know that he knows? Besides that, if we are to the point where we have been able to comfiscate the guy himself, we should know whatever the plan is.

Other than that ridiculous and tortured proposition it is torturing people who may know something.

Of all the slippery slopes, that one might well be the slippiest.

Thursday, October 25, 2007 12:07 PM

Okay Say

We torture the guy for a few hours. He finally spits out that such and such a building is being fire-bombed at noon on Saturday. So all the swat teams are sent in and the trap is set. Nothing happens.

Now what? Go back and start torturing him again?

Thursday, October 25, 2007 12:27 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Was There?

Any layoff before the 120 straight?

Thursday, October 25, 2007 12:34 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Ah Ha

Are you saying the very first Reds travelling team won 120 straight? I can see it now. Pulling into a city, rounding up some goobers, and explaining the game to them as you played.

Thursday, October 25, 2007 12:59 PM

I'm Trying To Picture These Chickenhawks

On the other end of torture. I'm betting on a heart attack before things commence.

Friday, October 26, 2007 06:18 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I Prefer

To get my second guesses in beforehand.

Francona should sit Ortiz in the first non-DH game. It could come down to a tie game late or the Sox behind but with runners on, maybe 2 out. Then you have Ortiz to insert as a pinch-hitter in the situation of your choice if a tater would really help.

Friday, October 26, 2007 07:44 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

The Rockies

Won 5 of 6, scoring 51 runs up to July 8th for an average of almost 9 a game........They next played on July 13th and scored 10 runs.

So much for the layoff theory.

Friday, October 26, 2007 08:05 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Forget

McCarver's predicting of what pitch is coming. I'm getting suspicious of his calling of a pitch after it's thrown. He confuses sliders and curves sometimes for sure.

Friday, October 26, 2007 08:44 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Do The Rockies Have batting Cages?

Or did they play scrabble for 8 days?

Friday, October 26, 2007 09:09 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

You Make The Call

A.)Not at all. Pronounced rust that really impacts performance is a negative exponential function of performance ratio p and time t in days. Assorted tests disclose once t = 6 days (or more) the p-factor really discloses layoff effects that are substantial. For example, on base averages of 0.400 before the layoff will plummet to less than 50% of their value. ERAs meanwhile will be less affected for certain pitchers, but explode for others (as we saw for Francis).

By this paradigm a five day layoff, while seemingly large, is in fact not insuperable. Particularly as performance indices during the regular season are not as critical as in post-season. Hence, it isn't remarkable the Rockies had five day layoff and came back. But comparing that to 6 days (as for the Tigers last year) or 8 days (Rockies this year) in the post season, is like comparing chalk and cheese.

or

B.) Beckett and Schilling just repeated what they have done a bunch of times to a bunch of teams in their post season careers.

Friday, October 26, 2007 09:56 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Anonymous

"I wonder if it would be possible for Not to take eight days of rest - after a thousand posts in six months, the servers could use the break. Of course I have no doubt he would come out of the gate firing bullets at the end of the week."

And thus by demonstration, disproving the layoff excuse.

Friday, October 26, 2007 10:11 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Tom

Be careful of droogoy. He may be an imposter. He's really thought the layoff excuse has been dung all along.

If it's not sarcasm, we have a real problem on our hands.

Friday, October 26, 2007 10:49 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Anonymous

Okay. We have you down solid in the layoff excuse camp.

By the way this all ties in with your previous mention of my common critique of the fans. They are ingenius and relentless in their excuse making for others, as mere observers. Can you just imagine the load of crap we'd be getting if they were actually competing.

Friday, October 26, 2007 11:47 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Seriously

If you strip away the fans excuse making after their team loses there is almost nothing left. Other than when their team wins the other teams fans excuses are totally bogus.

Most Active Letters Threads

740

The commendably missing element from Obama's speech

There was no pretense that human rights is our goal, or the likely outcome, in escalating the war
412

Do Obama officials know what his Afghanistan plan is?

What explains the completely contradictory statements from key aides on a central plank of the war strategy?
407

America's regression

It's almost impossible to find a nation with as many torture advocates as the U.S. has.
328

Palin: Birthers have "fair question" about Obama

Of Obama birth, the ex-governor says, "the public is still, rightfully, making it an issue" (Updated)
211

The poster boy for progressive self-delusion

Read Hayden's 2008 Obama endorsement to remember the way the left sold our centrist president to itself

View all »

Letters Help

Currently in Salon