Bah humbug

He's electable. He either wins or it's Hillary's fault.

I hate to belabor the point, but if Obama loses the general it's because of him not her.

Select strange pastors.

Is Rhandi Rhodes in drag.

There's a bunch of attack dogs on both sides.....But of course the Clinton side isn't the one claiming to be the new spirit of unity and oneness.

God it gets DEEP in the Obama camp.

And the pitcher got the first batter out and go over to the mound and say----"Don't think about it. Don't worry about jinx. Just pitch your game. I'll keep every one else away from you."

If it wasn't for caffeine and nicotine, I'd have been dead 10 years ago.

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your delete key down.

A line of Obama supporter dolls, like Cabbage Patch.....You pull the string and they say "Destroy the party, Destroy the party, Destroy the party."

In the nutritional sense, but from the public-private angle----The cling feeding in public can be embarrassing.

I mean balanced. payne is probably having a convulsion.

On the ticket one way or the other. A balnaced 50-50 feeding pattern.

Hillary offers formula, but they are spoiled on the breast.

His DUI was right in the middle of it.

When McCain beats Obama in Michigan and Florida, it doesn't count.

For Candidate Obama........WE WON!!! YES WE CAN!!!!....(Minus Florida and Michigan)

And I herewith advise again. Treat Hillary nice or she damn well may scrap the kitchen sink, go grab the toilet and dump it on all of you.

Are the milk.

I will refer to Obama as "The Tit."

Obama gave one of his honey-tongue malarchy speeches at a previous convention. And the over-emotional and breast-fed left wing of our party started screaming until they brought the tit back.

are on their way in and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. My boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now. So let's get going. There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all." ....Then he hung up.

Sorry, headquarters has told us not to let this go.

I wouldn't have dropped and broke my glass water bong after a monster hit last weekend. Didn't even have any papers on back-up. Had to do the empty-and-fill-a-cigarette routine to proceed.

Yes, if you didn't already know the meaning of is, the Clintons did teach you. There is no relationship, and there never was a relationship is two entirely different things.

But there would have to be a plane crash involved.

I dumped on him for being for Obama.

Is that all you Obamatrons talk about?

Did the deleting yesterday should be showing up momentarily.

She can scream and she can holler

Bang her head all along the wall

If she don't give me what I want

She's gonna have no head at all.

I do have some experience with, and advice, in terms of wives........

I am here and she is gone.

And the reason you have not seen her,

She is underneath the lawn.

Were my 38th and 39th jokes about bowling and knee-capping in two threads. So I'd advise stopping the repetitions at 37.

The option of a 5 grand donation to Salon, which would prevent any deletions for that member.

And he didn't even delete them.

I have over 2,600 posts and only 27 red star Editor choices...I've had fewer than that deleted.

Pay for the surge?

1.) Huge doses of moral preaching and judging

2.) And their wallet considerations taking center stage simultaneously.

They play that suffocating defense, a stetch of 6 or 7 possessions for each team, UCLA makes a regular and a three-ball and outscores them 5-0 for the 3 or 4 minute stretch then he calls a timeout after the 3 pointer and sends the opposition over to the bench to stew on that for a couple minutes. You can see the frustration mount.

I'm still hoping to vote for both of them on one ticket, either one for the top slot.

That you call a timeout, come back out and get outscored 12-0, but it was the right thing to do.

Mine too. I'm opposed to removal of posts for any reason. But I don't own Salon or make the rules. If off topic banter gets excessive it may happen, maybe even depending on the mood of the thread author at that moment. That's the way it is.

Than advertised. Many of the influential people going to Obama are doing so on the grounds that the important minority constituency cannot be angered for futuristic considerations. This is what we got, this is where we are, so we just have to go with it now in the general and hope our asses off.

It's a reasonable position to take.

The blob on the couch watching. Davidson calls the timeout and he stands and screams--SHIT, That's it. We had them--and he turns the TV off.

Is that if the other team makes a run after a timeout it was wrong to call it, and if your team makes a run after calling a timeout it was correct. If the score is 6-6 for a couple-three minutes after the timeout it didn't matter. Of course all evaluations are after the fact.

There does seem to be one thing fairly certain right now. Obama loses Florida, Hillary would have a real shot.

Or didn't say it--after reviewing the up to date hypotheticals between Hillary and McCain and Obama and McCain in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Florida--there seems to be some substance to it.