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Thursday, August 30, 2007 08:57 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Bob In Pacifica

I can tell ya straight up, down here in SEC land you need hip-waders full time during pigskin season.

Last year Tenn. spanked Cal in Knoxville and that proved the SEC is better than the Pac-10....Of course the same two teams could have played the next week at Cal and maybe you reverse the score. But they didn't rematch. Tennessee played Air Force in Knoxville and won 31-30 when Air Force missed a 2 pt. conversion at the buzzer. That was meaningless. The Vols were looking past them.

Florida stomps Ohio St. last year and that proves the SEC are Gods. How about when Spurrier's Florida lost the title game 62-24 or Peyton Manning's BCS team lost by 4 touchdowns?

Thursday, August 30, 2007 09:30 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Go To Any SEC Game Day Tailgating

Behold the Bush/Republican base.

Over and out.

Thursday, August 30, 2007 10:20 AM
Original article: Poor, sad Larry Craig

I Don't Understand

Why Craig should resign or not run for re-election. The republican that is appointed or that the Idaho voters replace him with will be saying the same things Craig always said.

Thursday, August 30, 2007 10:23 AM
Original article: Poor, sad Larry Craig

It's Like

All the moral sermons by this replacement are for real this time. He's sincere for sure.

Thursday, August 30, 2007 10:50 AM
Original article: Poor, sad Larry Craig

Let's Nip This Crap In The Bud

Have the cops start hanging out around and infiltrating the college young republican clubs.

Thursday, August 30, 2007 10:57 AM
Original article: Poor, sad Larry Craig

Worth A Check

Has Craig ever been to a junket or something with Brownback?

Thursday, August 30, 2007 11:16 AM
Original article: Poor, sad Larry Craig

It Makes Ya Wonder

About these Texas men like Dubya and Rove.

Thursday, August 30, 2007 11:35 AM
Original article: Poor, sad Larry Craig

Say Whatever You Want

About the Islamic Politicians/Clergy. I doubt they have a morse code for hard ons. And even if they were gay they'd have the smarts to keep it out of the public toilets.

We laugh about washing feet in the sink. How about looking for a boyfriend coming out of the next stall? Better use a condom for sure.

Thursday, August 30, 2007 11:39 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Jonathan

You got me. It doesn't happen often. Cherish the moment.

Thursday, August 30, 2007 12:11 PM
Original article: Poor, sad Larry Craig

This Could Be the Tip Of The Iceberg

They say 90 percent is below the waterline.

Maybe this entire conservative movement and the rise of talk radio---The evangelists--the right wing Christian rural/red state politicians--Hannity, Savage, Limbaugh, John Gibson, Glenn Beck on and on.....They're all hot for each other.

Thursday, August 30, 2007 12:16 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Didn't Patsy Duke

Give Miami Florida and Alabama all they wanted recently?

Thursday, August 30, 2007 12:31 PM

I Think Someone

Needs to pose the question to Craig........Were you born that way or was it a choice?

Thursday, August 30, 2007 12:44 PM

My Favorite Part

Is when the Craigs of the world lug out their wives with them as a prop before the media in these situations. Jesus that has to sting........And they said Bill abused Hillary.

Thursday, August 30, 2007 01:07 PM

LMAO

At Buchanan....Remember his culture war in America. Behold the warriors.

Thursday, August 30, 2007 01:17 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

UConn

Is another example. I saw them play at field level. They had some tremendous athletes. But to the typical Americano sports dimwit, UConn can't be any good. They are basketball. If you played UConn, you "didn't play anybody."

Thursday, August 30, 2007 01:27 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I Respect Something Like Duke Football

A hell of a lot more than a bunch of other stuff in sports. Those guys fight their guts out, come close to some good teams, and then tune into Sportscenter, where they are the butt of jokes.

Friday, August 31, 2007 05:07 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

It Reminds Me

Of the announcer giving the speech about what a great free throw shooter someone is when they step to the line, then the guy misses and the other announcer says--"you jinxed him."

But they hand out the pre-shot accolades every time he steps to the line and the guy makes 90 plus percent. So the jinx works very seldom. Jinx would imply more of an effect than very seldom. If there is a jinx, he's jinxing the guy to make them.

Friday, August 31, 2007 06:51 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

In The Case

Of the fans getting involved with the superstition stuff, this is their rather pathetic way of injecting themselves into the game. They are part of the game. Part of the team. They can contribute. Something they did or didn't do made a difference.

That certainly beats the realistic alternative---They are nerds, emotionally over-invested in the outcome of something they have no control over.

Except in one case. When the team is down and losing the fans can possibly make a difference by showing up in mass and supporting and rooting for the team. Here they can actually achieve their glorious fantasy of being a real part of it. Something they do may assist the team in time of need.

And it's precisely then when the fans are pissing, moaning, bitching, booing and not showing up.

Friday, August 31, 2007 07:34 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

But

Next to the fans post game analysis their pre and during game superstitions are Einsteinian....

1.) The plays that did not work were the wrong play call by the coach.

2.) At some point an ump's or ref's call against their team was crucial.

3.) And the catch-all following the defeat--The wrong line-up was employed to start the game, or at a specific point of the game. So and so should have been in there instead of so and so.

Friday, August 31, 2007 08:16 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I Think It Important

That we include and lump all the Jesus malarchy and pointing to the sky in sports in with the silly superstitions.

Friday, August 31, 2007 08:18 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

WWJD

What Would Jesus Do during a no-hitter.

Friday, August 31, 2007 10:40 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

While

We condemn the fans childish superstitions, let us likewise reject their idiotic exagerations......5 posts becomes 15.

Friday, August 31, 2007 10:44 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

I meant

Exaggeration. One of these twits is probably a member of the grammar and spelling police.

Friday, August 31, 2007 01:00 PM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

One Question

About the Larry Craig thing. It has a sports application at the ballpark. This foot nudging and hand signals under the stall divider, does that work if you can sneak into the women's restroom?

Friday, August 31, 2007 01:23 PM

It Is Getting Pretty Bad For The GOP

Someone might want to advise Bush not to go to Fords Theater to be on the safe side.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007 05:07 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

Texas

Beat Arkansas State 21-13.........State outgained the Longhorns 397-340.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007 05:37 AM
Original article: King Kaufman's Sports Daily

You See This Stuff All The Time

It's even extended in some cases to the preposterous. There was some national sportswriter, can't remember the name, who spewed that the Tigers would beat the Cardinals in 3 games. In a best of 7.

Turns out the young and mostly inexperienced Tigers were mismatched against the grizzled, play-off experienced Cards.

Then the same guy a couple weeks later was typing about another contest that was absolutely automatic.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007 06:01 AM

Jesus

This sort of mentality leads me to think they may not necessarily mean one more bomb from the terrorists.

Any ole bomb may do.

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