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Friday, December 12, 2008 09:30 AM

What Limbaugh Says?

I guess that beats following what he does. Taking oxycontin until your hearing goes bad and you need viagra to fuck.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008 11:58 AM

I Dream

About groping Hillary.

Monday, December 8, 2008 08:46 AM

The Far Left And Far Right

Are cancers that need to be cut out of the democratic and republican bodies.

Friday, December 5, 2008 05:57 PM

I Hate To Belabor The Point

But oral is not cheating. Bill was correct.

Friday, December 5, 2008 09:04 AM

I'm Mastering My Role

As the liberal answer to Coulter.........I thought the tux, white tie, and top-hat for Trig was a little too much.

Friday, December 5, 2008 08:51 AM
Original article: Let Obama be Obama

Oh Jesus

How long until Sarah is in Florida stumping for Jeb?

Thursday, December 4, 2008 01:15 PM

I Bet You Didn't Know It

But Sarah's a redneck too.

And if you care to take a dare, she'll make a little bet with you......

sorry

Thursday, December 4, 2008 01:01 PM

Does This Mean?

A Palin-Saxby ticket in 2012.........I'm quivering in my little booties.

Thursday, December 4, 2008 12:45 PM

Within the Last 10 to 12 Years

The republicans have gone from 55 Senate seats to barely in the 40s now. They've gone from winning 50 house seats to attain a solid GOP majority under Gingrich and Delay, to their current status of 80 less seats in the House. They've gone from 31 state Governorships to 22. And they've now gone from occupying the Whitehouse to a 2-1 electoral college defeat, losing 9 states they had formerly been winning.

The only thing the Chambliss victory means is there's still lots of DELIVERANCE in Georgia. Surprise, surprise, surprise.

Thursday, December 4, 2008 05:01 AM

Forget Torture

I noticed during the attacks in India, as always, the media guys in the studio and the reporters on the ground interviewing authorities, are always trying to establish the exact number of civilian casualties, particularly western.

How many Iraqis have we killed? That number seems to be lost in the fog---inconsequential and unknowable.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008 09:04 AM

The Republicans Had 55 Senate Seats in the Mid-90's

I'd say whether they now have 40 or 41 or 42 just establishes the extent of the backlash against republicans.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 07:42 AM

I'd Like To Take This Opportunity

To put an Editor to a holiday decision.....Can you guys imagine Palin upside down in the funnel, arms and legs flapping.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 07:15 AM

The Interviewer

Should have asked Sarah----"Who is that guy back there with the metal funnel?"

"Oh, that's Joe the Turkey Decapitator"....then call him up to give some harangue about socialism.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008 12:45 PM

If Chambliss Wins

That proves it's a center-right country.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008 12:25 PM

My God

The republicans are having to call in the tits and ass to save their senate seats in Georgia. I like seeing the republicans down but this is embarrassing.

And if Chambliss wins they'll brag too. Maybe even say it proves Palin is a heavyweight and that she would win in 2012.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008 07:25 AM
Original article: Who will Bush pardon next?

It's Looking Like

It could be all registered republicans.

Monday, November 24, 2008 11:05 AM

Pragmatically Speaking

A vote for the war does not necessarily mean support for the war.

Monday, November 24, 2008 07:47 AM
Original article: "Thank You, Sarah Palin"

They Didn't Thank Joe The Plumber?

Sexist bastards.

Friday, November 21, 2008 01:40 PM
Original article: Secretary of awesome

Hillary

Ought to get back at Bill and hire LeBron James as an intern.

Friday, November 21, 2008 01:19 PM
Original article: Secretary of awesome

The Election Of Obama

Disemboweled the right wing. The appointment of Hillary to Secretary of State cuts their nuts off.

Friday, November 21, 2008 08:34 AM

A Franken Victory

Would be huge. Hannity might have a vein in his forehead pop on the air.

Hannity. The other night he said he was fearful of Ayers bombing something now.

Thursday, November 20, 2008 12:05 PM

What's The Big Deal?

About evidence?

Thursday, November 20, 2008 11:04 AM

It's Just Like

The bogeymen that are coming to take their guns and ammo away.

Right wing men. They're pussies. Nothing more or less.

Thursday, November 20, 2008 08:48 AM

Inhofe

Must be feeling cocky after all the republican victories a couple weeks ago.

Thursday, November 20, 2008 08:18 AM
Original article: Trust Obama on Clinton

Or Better Still

Run for the House instead of the Senate next time and become Speaker.

Thursday, November 20, 2008 08:06 AM
Original article: Trust Obama on Clinton

Faulkner

Thanks.....In that case, Hillary should decline the Secretary of State and go for President pro tempore of the Senate, whatever the hell that is. Is it an appointment or senate election or what?

Thursday, November 20, 2008 06:55 AM
Original article: Trust Obama on Clinton

Where Is Secretary Of State?

In the line of succession?

Wednesday, November 19, 2008 12:33 PM

Does God Make Mistakes?

Of course he does. Conservatives. Was it a mistake, or did he do it to us on purpose. Cause I really want to know. If it was a mistake maybe we can do something about it. Create a vaccine or something.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008 06:14 AM

Hannity

Was bitching last night that Holder was involved in the Elian Gonzalez deal. Conservatives. Pissed off about a successful ending to a hostage situation.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 11:55 AM

Chelsea

In New York.

Monday, November 17, 2008 07:25 AM

I Believe

He means de facto leader of the old Confederacy. Minus Virginia.

I can picture Sarah now, up in the cold tundra of Alaska---"Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten...."

Friday, November 14, 2008 11:10 AM

Every Sperm Is Sacred

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.

Friday, November 14, 2008 10:10 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

When Sarah

Was doing the attack-dog routine on Obama about his past associations, sometimes she had a twinkle in her eye. The conservababes like bad boys.

Friday, November 14, 2008 09:42 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

Frankly

I think Sarah's hot for Obama.

Friday, November 14, 2008 09:22 AM
Original article: Quote of the day

Of Course

He wants Stevens to win. Chambliss is one of those horny right wing Joe Six Packs. If Stevens doesn't win there's no chance for him to be seated near and sniffin' around the right wing t&a Palin.

Friday, November 14, 2008 07:49 AM

Off Topic

Have you guys noticed this new line from the mouths? It's amazing. One mouth says something and it spreads like chirping parakeets. I've now heard it from Hannity, Beck, Ingraham, Coulter, and Limbaugh. "I am not a republican, I am a conservative.".....So when the republicans win they pound their chests and stick their tongues out and when the republicans lose they are not republicans....... "I never lose."

It's not quite infantile but not as quite advanced as juvenile or puberty. Somewhere in between. First or second grade.

Friday, November 14, 2008 07:28 AM

The Final Trump Card

The conservatives are playing in the media debates on the Bush presidency as it winds down in disgrace, is that he kept us safe. No domestic attacks after 9-11. I concur. Other than the 3000 dead, the vaporized World Trade Center, and the Pentagon in flames, their homeland security record was impeccable.

Friday, November 14, 2008 06:10 AM

There Are

Gigantic swaths of the red areas that have no people at all. just a couple of two traffic light hicktowns that voted republican. So a massive area gets colored red.

Friday, November 14, 2008 06:04 AM

Some Of These Cementheads

Are still putting forth this national county by county red-blue map as proof of national conservatism. They have a mostly red map, as they lose the electoral college 2-1 and the popular by millions. They're dense as hell but they'll figger it out eventually.

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