Otherwise known as "right wing speak", “Rushspeak”, or just plain "hellspeak" or whatever unholy name you want to give it. It allows them to spew the most outlandish, destructive disgusting racial and class tirades without getting called out for it.

In the name of calling these bastards out, I will translate since political correctness keeps most of the media from calling out these a-holes for what they really mean to say.

Translation:

"Those NIGGERS want to take your hard earned YOUR money and waste it on drugs, pimp coats and cell phones that they use to buy and sell drugs, and the OBAMAs want to help them do it!"

Pretty ugly and disgusting eh, but its exactly what these people mean on Faux and clear channel when they spew this crap. Their "base" or audience sure as hell knows this "right wing speak" very well and eat it up.

Not the center, which is what the Democratic party is.

that Rush Limbaugh was birthed from the anus of an inbred Jackal.

Worse yet the Jackal wasn't even from America and his unholy birthing took place in Haiti.

I've seen a copy of the so-called "birth certificate" and it is was printed on paper that HAS NO FIBERS in it! Strange that his so-called birth certificate would be unlike any paper anyone on this earth has ever seen.

And since he never passed through a female’ womb can he even be considered to have born at all? Explain that one all you know it alls that aren’t smart enough to listen to my warnings. If you have the guts go check out this like with the REAL truth:

Therealtruththeydontwantyoutoknow.org

Oh, and no one knows for sure who his father is except me. I can read the signs and no one else has the guts or brains to go look at them even when I point them out to them.

I’m going to go out now and buy all the assault rifles I can before they come to take them away and insert the creature into my ears… oh, you don’t even want to know about them.

His propagand machine will not go away on its own.

meet hill.

all develop Parkinson’s disease and die a slow agonizing death as right wing radio nuts mock them for their uncontrollable convulsions.

As someone has already pointed out, male masturbation results in the loss of genetic material that could have resulted in a human baby, so we should outlaw masturbation (Fortunately for you gals you can still masturbate.... for now!)

OK, no more male masturbation, whew! saved those babies from those liberal bishop beaters.

Now how about sexual intercourse that results in a fertilized egg? Only one sperm gets to combine with the egg so all those hundreds of thousands of other sperms that could have resulted in a baby die a slow disappointing death, swimming aimlessly until they expire from exhaustion… poor almost babies… we must save them!

We must now outlaw sexual intercourse as a way to make babies because we are killing thousands of unborn “could-have-been” babies! From now on babies can only be conceived by carefully injecting just one sperm into the egg, not so romantic but at least we saved 100,000 babies so suck it up.

Uh-oh… I just remembered, each month healthy young women will produce two eggs that will just die… alone and in the dark, if we don’t act to stop it. So we must either prevent women from ovulating or make sure that each ovulation results in a pregnancy. I know, forced hysterectomies for all women after their first ovulation which will inject with one sperm to make one baby.

Wippie! Here we have it! The republican utopia! No more potential baby deaths! I cannot wait to live in their great society.

I’m vote’n repug from now on.

Prove your loyalty to the repuglican party and kneel before the great slobbering buffoon and kiss his sweaty hand.

no matter who is delivering it.

absolutely nothing.

Yes it is nice that the downward slide took a break, but this up tick means about as much as the downticks... and that is not much when trying to determine the health of the overall economy. A few points.

1.) Asking what citygroup's profits are is the wrong question. The correct question is "how much did they lend this quarter?"

2.) Did their profit include the bailout money, if it did they did not make a profit.

3.) I wouldn't trust Citigroup's bookkeeping methods any more than I would trust that screaming Kramer guy to get a stock pick right.

Obama should make use of this little rally to explain that it means little just as the downticks mean, very little. What is important in this crisis is unemployment rate and how much and well the banks are lending money, not how the stock market is doing.

Always remember the old truth our grandfathers told us: "the stock market is ruled by fear and greed, nothing more."

To try and divine the health of the economy by watching the stock market is a fools errand.

... is just writing all this crap as a joke to see if anyone takes her serioulsy?? That's the only explination...