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Saved by the sitcom star
What ever happened to Kirk Cameron? He suffered for your sins, buddy, that's what.
K.L. [2006-04-27]
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  • I'm Hot for god

    Especially that part where His Love Grinds Me To A Powder.

    (biting tongue; biting tongue; biting tongue...)

    So, now, let me get this straight. God loves me. But his love will grind me to a powder just like children in a sandbox at the bottom of a building under construction's elevator shaft if I don't change my mind and decide that He, a deity that's Bipolar at best, actually a) exists in the first place, b) trumps all other deities real or imaginary, and c) is something worth worshipping so I can spend eternity with a huge smile pasted to my face, pretending to love this psychotic thing, while Kirk Cameron leans on an inexplicable firetruck.

    For all time.

    Nah, that's quite alright, I'll take Hell for $1000, Alex...

    -- Marie Montgomery
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    Thursday, April 27, 2006 04:10 PM

  • The Nerve!

    How dare Kirk change his life from kitch pop culture star to evangelist without asking us first!! Doesn't he know it's uncool to change your lifestyle and do something you actually believe in, despite what other people say?! What about ratings? What about movie contracts?!

    Why should he care about his soul? Doesn't he live in Hollywood?

    -- dropkick
    Thursday, April 27, 2006 07:49 PM

  • What's in a name?

    That which we call a teen idol would by any other name smell as twee.

    "Kirk" = "of the church"

    "Cameron" = "bent nose"

    So it's only apt that he get his nose bent out of shape over our shafted antics...

    -- quasicinis
    Thursday, April 27, 2006 08:38 PM

  • Ugh, he tainted NJ.

    I'm just disappointed that Jersey City, NJ allowed him to use their fire trucks to make this. Are there not fire stations in Utah? Why must he leave his wife to travel to Jersey City and spread God from a fire truck? I think he's really lukewarm for his wife.

    -- Jackie Callan
    Thursday, April 27, 2006 09:29 PM

  • Passion of the Kirk

    the best Kirk Cameron video of late has been the Banana=proof of Intelligent Design video. look it up on Google. it will be well recieved around these parts

    seriously, it is so absurd as to be above satire. there is no joke you can make about it! the man does it all to himself

    -- Rob Graham
    Friday, April 28, 2006 06:22 AM

  • Bananas

    Banana = Proof of Intelligent Design is the best! I always thought that bananas didn't come from a factory because bananas weren't designed and manufactured. Boy was I wrong!

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5479410612081345878

    -- Ryan
    Friday, April 28, 2006 06:38 AM

  • Oh, Joy!

    Honey! My beloved grandfather just died!

    -- TonyGBoston
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    Friday, April 28, 2006 07:13 AM

  • Not So Funny...

    If he's proselytizing in YOUR local firehouse.

    I'm just disappointed that Jersey City, NJ allowed him to use their fire trucks to make this.

    Next time I set my apartment on fire, I'll be afraid to call the JCFD lest Kirk show up with them.

    -- btone88
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    Friday, April 28, 2006 01:00 PM

  • Awwwww

    He's still cute, but why'd he have to go all Christian on us!

    -- Lori
    Friday, April 28, 2006 04:14 PM

  • Who is Kirk Cameron?

    I never heard of Kirk Cameron before this. Weird, truly weird. Wanna take bets on how many years it will take him to come out of the closet?

    -- Ballsee
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    Saturday, April 29, 2006 06:59 AM

  • What happened to the cute?

    I'm afraid Jesus (or time) has robbed Mr. Cameron of his looks.

    -- cosmique
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    Monday, May 1, 2006 09:52 PM

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