The O'Rielly exchange at the end is classic.

His older brother died from alcoholism. My younger sister came very close to dying from alcoholism.

So I understand why he hates Rosie so much now.

He hates her as much has he misses his brother, that's how much he hates her.

Rosie is an insensitive bully with a narrow, abusive and judgmental attitude towards substance abuse and addiction.

I think Trump recongized a budding alcoholic in Conner and I think the reason why he's trying to help her is because he couldn't help his older brother.

SHAME ON ROSIE for not being able to or not wanting to see that.

She doesn't have a heart -- she has moral and political judgments instead.

Two assholes trying to out-asshole each other.

Rosie is a comedian, you can like or dislike her sense of humor, but Donald Trump is a flaming megalomaniac asshole whose reaction is like that of a 5th grader on a playground. Seriously, all he can say is that she is fat and ugly, over and over?

End of story.

You mean Donald doesn't REALIZE that everyone has been making fun of his hair for -- what, at least a decade now! And his repeated attacks on her are just making him look like more of an ass. And attacking her looks? Donald, spend a few of your millions on a mirror and look at yourself! Do you really think that bizarre growth on your head is ATTRACTIVE? Which one of People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive had hair like that? You can afford it -- go to a good stylist and let him/her give you a good haircut. Tell your current hair butcher, "You're fired!" I hope he does sue her and they televise the court proceedings. That would probably be the funniest and shortest court case ever. And, since I am a gay male, Rosie is not my type physically. But I have seen MUCH worse. So she's not Karen Carpenter. She has beautiful hair, good eyes and lips, and a pleasant facial structure. And I would much rather have dinner with her than Donald. At least she has a sense of humor.

Damn, I've made fun of Donald AND stolen his best catchphrase. I guess I have a lawsuit coming from him too. Rosie, I'm just a retail clerk. Can you help me with the legal fees?

Has anyone else noticed how much Donald Trump's mouth looks like an asshole? It's all puckered and pulled up tight. Just wondering.

Donald has better clothes and (currently) has more money.

Rosie beat the shit out of him in all other respects.

Rosie never said that Donald shouldn't give the contestant a second chance, she was making fun of the fact that Donald somehow thought she NEEDED a second chance.

Another FOX "news" moment where the "Culture Warrior" has to get on his soapbox and lend his "moral perspective" to the proceedings. Ye Gods. I need a shower.

Video Dog,

What the heck? You left out Trump's reference to her "Pig Face"! As well as his threat to steal her girlfriend! You put the clip of her bringing her girlfriend to the studio in case a guy with a comb over kidnaps her, but leave out his threat to take her away. And the "Pig Face" comment! What's going on? Those are the best parts! Frankly Salon and VideoDog, I am expected better of you. I hope you'll add in these and any other missed punches...

Oh, and he calls her a "bully"! That's too wonderfully ironic to leave out.

Please find these classical quotes and add them in.

Thanks.

...don't hold your breath.

Well I wasn't exactly hopeful, but I figured someone from Salon would read these letters. They do have the resources, I presume. And this is all just too much fun to leave out.

Oh well.

Eaten by wolves.