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Obviously, what we need to do is round up all the annoying people - the whiners, the entitled, the drama queens - and taser them, because they deserve it. Yes, in a just world, all the people we don't like would be caused extreme pain, just because, you know? Some of you will think we should wait until such people are a physical threat. But you just never know when an annoying person without proper library ID will throw a book or something. Or start nursing a baby.

