Why even post vids of these creeps? Disgusting.

of being mean to other people, but Brandon deserves in in this case. He looks upset and he should be.

And I HATE Paris Hilton.

At least it's better than the damn cats.

I weep for the future.

Is that grown men and women follow these useless drones around, filming them as if they matter. And they do it as a career! "What do YOU think about Lindsey Lohan, Paris?"

Who cares?

"Celebrity" is way too easy to obtain. It should be limited to those who have actually accomplished something or are genuinely and justifiably notorious. Just being a wet fart shouldn't qualify you.

It's like watching an army of photographers following a monkey around waiting for it to shit, then capturing it all to the last detail.

You'd think there wouldn't be much of a market for such footage, but there it is. Let's even go ahead and say that the monkey has diarrhea; yes, but we've got the exclusive footage on Inside Edition!

Well, Lindsay Lohan may have a "fire crotch" - which I still can't figure out what that means, though apparently it is absolutely one of the funniest things ever said - but I think Mr. Davis is a... is a... poopy poopasaurus who wears poop pants... on his head!!!!

So ha ha ha on him, because no matter how much money is in the trust fund, it's not enough to let him take the poop pants off. From now on, whenever he goes out anywhere, everyone who sees him should point and start screaming Poop Pants Poop Pants! You got Poop Pants on your head! Then maybe he'll just stay home and think about how rich and how much better he is, but it won't be true because even stuck at home those stupid poop pants will still be there, constantly falling down over his left eye no matter how many times he pushes them up.

I feel emotionally and intellectually befouled after watching those clips.

Please, Salon, save us from ourselves and don't post this kind of garbage.

We need more talking cats--I fear that they are trying to tell us that we are morons, but still I find it comforting.

To dismiss the second video as somehow being dispicable as the first is ridiculous. The first is of Goliath spewing a supertanker's load of bile, and the second shows an empowered Davida with a laser-sighted sling taking him down. I've long-wished that there was footage of someone taking *Miss Hilton* to task for being the canary in the shitmine that is our culture that she is.

If we don't eliminate the death tax and Brandon's billionaire grandfather dies, he will only get about half a billion dollars inheritance. Remember...$500,000,000 doesn't go as far as it used to.