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Don't these clowns know what kind of show they're on??!!
They all make Colbert's job waaaay too easy, like shooting fish in a barrel.
Sure they help him out, but it takes a great wit and great talent to do what Colbert does. Most comedians wouldn't be as subtle and would probably scare the fish out of the barrel!
If it didn't look so easy, it wouldn't be so freaking beautiful.
Oh wait - these really ARE our elected officials. Oh shit.
That's it. I am officially in love with Stephen Colbert. What other mind or personality could so seamlessly marry bad-boy, lying-piece-of-shit hotness with such wholesome skin and such a benevolent wit? If I were a straight, female car, I would gladly bear all of his babies.
Are these actual elected officials or are they just playing one on TV? If the former, why would someone that dumb agree to appear on the Colbert show? Wait, wait, never mind, I just answered by own question!