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Thursday, March 16, 2006 12:00 AM

"A Guy Walks Into a Bar"

A story of a surreptitious wingman.

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Thursday, March 23, 2006 11:40 AM

Vun fyne armoooooobie! I givvit forepawls uppinks.

I fondled ittsa tou bee moist amusinings. Ze rich interplay ov alcohol und actors wormed ze cockles een myne hearts. I daresay "Brokeback Mounters" was riffings onnit und zeez eez hath replaceded "Young Guns" az myne moist favrit armoooobie ov all times!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006 10:35 PM

Hey, Rob

So where's your film? It's real easy to go trash somebody else's work, isn't it? Much easier than doing something original of your own. If I had the time to waste, I'd just go trash your lame ass blog, but life's too short.

Monday, March 20, 2006 02:46 PM

Hey, Jason!

Don't quit your fucking day job. And no, "we didn't have more time" doesn't cut it as an excuse for crappy work. Also, far funnier - not to mention ORIGINAL - minds than your's have long since mined (no pun intended) the whole gay zeitgiest. It's very 1979, but at least THEY were FUNNY.

Saturday, March 18, 2006 07:38 PM

Thanks Salon!

Wow, I had no idea that my short was posted here until one of my cast members posted about it on a message board where we all know each other from called "Dingleberry Lane." This was just a little something silly that a group of friends put together for a short film contest. We had about a week to put the whole thing together and yes, three of us colaborated on the dialogue. So what? The bartender at the Little Shamrock opened 2 hours early for us and we shot it all very quickly.

Until now, everybody who I've shown it to thought it was funny. It's run at a couple of festivals to many laughs. But there will always be PC police on the internets thinking the world is like a college campus in the early 90's when people weren't allowed to have a sense of humor about anything. I'd love to see the great comedic masterpieces that these fine critics have made.

Saturday, March 18, 2006 12:21 PM

Skit

I thought it was funny.

Thursday, March 16, 2006 10:52 PM

So who exactly on the Salon staff is related to this guy?

How else to explain the posting of this clip?

Um... props to the production team for finding a bar to shut down for the day for this shoot? I guess?

Thank GOD they got that pick up shot of the woman's shoe... it really makes the plot point about a pedicure FLY!

So it the close-up of someone pressing buttons on a remote control supposed to be this guy calling the 'service'?

Oh yay, no more brokeback parodies... now just some good old fashioned gay stereotyping devoid of pop culture references.

I can forgive the occassional lame clip posted on a slow day but this and the freaking ad for Sony lead me to believe you all have less time to troll the web for this stuff than I do. lame.

Thursday, March 16, 2006 10:55 AM

It Took THREE People to Write That??

"Dingleberry Lane", huh?

Yeah..that and the gratuitous gay stereotyp - not to mention The Shamrock - just scream out "Zany San Francisco!"

Please.

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