Letters to the Editor
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Bird's Got More Guts Than the Democrats...
That's all.
Just disappointed that a bird can make more a political statement than our elected representatives...
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Bush was right.
The terrorists have followed us here...in the form of flying birds doing a drive-by shitting. Damn terrorists! Is there nothing sacred?
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Pity It Didn't Land On His Head
THAT would have been newsworthy.
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Next up
The War on Wildlife.
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Bye-Bye Birdie
Newsweek reports that the bird's approval rating is 97%.
It was last seen flying in the direction of the Lincoln Memorial, with a shotgun-wielding Vice-President Cheney in hot pursuit. Later reports that Lincoln's face is now missing have not been confirmed.
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"Some might call it good luck"
I can't believe it, ABC News actually managed to work in the White House spin on a bird pooping on the president!
"Some might call it good luck." Of course, because there's no more obvious interpretation of that event.
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now..if only there was a way
to humanely hoist a cow with diarrhea over his head at the next rose garden ceremony.....hmmm. that might set the proper tone.
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BS
Evidently the bird had an inkling what came out of Dubyas mouth, only bigger.
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Hilarious !
Even the birds hate him! If that's not a sign from God, I don't know what is...
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Birds poop? Wow!
We are all monkeys laughing at an animal pooping on a fellow monkey.
Oook ook oook, poop is funny.