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Friday, May 25, 2007 12:00 AM

Just his luck

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Friday, May 25, 2007 11:07 AM

Bird's Got More Guts Than the Democrats...

That's all.

Just disappointed that a bird can make more a political statement than our elected representatives...

Friday, May 25, 2007 11:08 AM

Bush was right.

The terrorists have followed us here...in the form of flying birds doing a drive-by shitting. Damn terrorists! Is there nothing sacred?

Friday, May 25, 2007 11:38 AM

Pity It Didn't Land On His Head

THAT would have been newsworthy.

Friday, May 25, 2007 12:54 PM

Next up

The War on Wildlife.

Friday, May 25, 2007 08:05 PM

Bye-Bye Birdie

Newsweek reports that the bird's approval rating is 97%.

It was last seen flying in the direction of the Lincoln Memorial, with a shotgun-wielding Vice-President Cheney in hot pursuit. Later reports that Lincoln's face is now missing have not been confirmed.

Saturday, May 26, 2007 06:19 AM

"Some might call it good luck"

I can't believe it, ABC News actually managed to work in the White House spin on a bird pooping on the president!

"Some might call it good luck." Of course, because there's no more obvious interpretation of that event.

Saturday, May 26, 2007 07:31 AM

now..if only there was a way

to humanely hoist a cow with diarrhea over his head at the next rose garden ceremony.....hmmm. that might set the proper tone.

Saturday, May 26, 2007 02:20 PM

BS

Evidently the bird had an inkling what came out of Dubyas mouth, only bigger.

Monday, June 4, 2007 01:58 PM

Hilarious !

Even the birds hate him! If that's not a sign from God, I don't know what is...

Saturday, June 9, 2007 03:15 AM

Birds poop? Wow!

We are all monkeys laughing at an animal pooping on a fellow monkey.

Oook ook oook, poop is funny.

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