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Sunday, April 1, 2007 12:00 AM

"Tasting Rachael Ray"

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Sunday, April 1, 2007 11:46 AM

mmm

mmm

Sunday, April 1, 2007 12:42 PM

Remind folks to turn their sound down

I was watching this and was worried that the Mrs. was going to come in and check on my activities.

Sunday, April 1, 2007 12:59 PM

Who needs porn?

I think I found new late-night, locked-bedroom-door material...

Seriously, how was that made? It's hard to believe a TV viewer (with Tivo?) had all those episodes lying around to edit on a whim. My theory is this was put together by a Food Network editor over time, perhaps for the very activity described above.

It's really funny....whoever made this deserves to eat a tasty dessert or something that makes him/her go "Mmmm."

Sunday, April 1, 2007 01:47 PM

well

People on her crew have said that the second the camera stops rolling, she slams the fork down and is out of there. Yum-o!

Sunday, April 1, 2007 02:01 PM

Holy shit!!

You mean Rachel Ray is a-- gasp-- performer ?!

Sunday, April 1, 2007 02:22 PM

My God...

...no wonder people put up "I Hate Rachel Ray" web sites.

Sunday, April 1, 2007 06:41 PM

On $40 a Day...

Rachel Ray never seems to eat a dish she doesn't like. Either she's been remarkably lucky in selecting her restaurants, or there's a whole pile of tapes lying around somewhere that show her gagging and spitting out the food. Somebody find those, please.

Sunday, April 1, 2007 08:02 PM

What is the difference between a "Mmmm!" and an "Mmm-hm!"

Rachel seems to have different sounds for slightly different reactions: "mmmm," "mm-hmm!", and a double "mmm" where the 2nd "mmm" is a slightly higher pitch.

She also has some body-language variations:

-- a quick side-to-side nose twitch

-- quick eye rolling

-- fork twirling

I think we should study these differences and find out what they mean.

Sunday, April 1, 2007 08:11 PM

Somebody is undert the table

Watch the video a 2nd time while imagining somebody is down there.

It's just a theory of mine.

Monday, April 2, 2007 12:09 AM

This video disturbed my cat

She came over to the computer to see what all the "mmmms" were about.

Monday, April 2, 2007 01:43 AM

"I'll Have What She's Having"

Two problems with this video.

First, it's a bit too long.

Second, it needs to end with the end of that scene in "When Harry Met Sally" -- the one with Rob Reiner's mother.

Monday, April 2, 2007 02:30 AM

Trying too hard

I just don't believe her. Yes, she's a performer all right, and not at all convincing. Whenever I watch Rachael Ray, I feel like I'm listening to someone trying to get me to buy into Amway or something.

Monday, April 2, 2007 02:52 AM

suggestive headline much?

" Tasting Rachael Ray?"

Gosh, I wonder what else that could mean?

Monday, April 2, 2007 06:27 AM

The person under the table

is thinking, "Damn, would you come already? I'm getting a crick in my neck!"

Monday, April 2, 2007 06:34 AM

Can you imagine a child of Rachel Ray's and...

Rob Anderson's?

Rachel Ray is an irritating hack, but she's a famous irritating hack that some people actually enjoy watching. This is why, as Rob Anderson points out, there are a lot of web sties devoted to pointing out what a loser she is. Of course, I think this means Rob Anderson is jealous -- if only he were a little more famous, maybe he'd have websites devoted to his hackery as well.

Monday, April 2, 2007 08:01 AM

I'm aroused

All you haters are pathetic.

Monday, April 2, 2007 09:14 AM

* ICSRR

At least it's not vid clips of her famously obnoxious acronyms, or the panicky way she stumbles through 30 minutes of cooking crappy meals.

As someone with 8 years in the food service industry, It's amazing to me that they find servers to serve her - she doesn't tip properly! It's easy to eat on $40 a day if you're forcing the server to pay the taxes on your meal.

I saw her over-the-top, sugary, syrupy mug on my favorite box of crackers in the grocery store last night. I don't buy that brand of crackers anymore.

* (I Can't Stand Rachel Ray)

Monday, April 2, 2007 10:07 AM

rachael ray

i agree!!!!!!!!!!! as a former waitress i am appalled at rachael ray's extremely cheap tips.you know the servers must hate her. & a grown woman saying yum-o is just flat out creepy.acfb

Monday, April 2, 2007 11:03 AM

embed code messed up!

I tried to embed this video into my blog only to discover that the code provided is incomplete. Salon tech wizards? Can you help?

http://scottfeldstein.net/blog/?p=1692

Monday, April 2, 2007 11:04 AM

What's wrong with her tips?

I've never seen her give less than 15%.

You are really not arguing that one ought to tip more than that, are you?

Monday, April 2, 2007 11:06 AM

It's always amusing when monkeys get ahold of the keyboard

Of course she always likes the food! The $40 a day crew scouts the restaurants weeeks or months in advance and makes filming arrangements. If the food is crap they don't go. Did you think they just showed up with a film crew?! The restaurant knows she's coming and she gets the best of everything. Concerning the waitstaff, I'm sure the amount she tips is the least of their concerns. They get on television and don't even have to sing badly! Besides, if memory serves she tips 15% and that's what's STILL recommended in many guides.

As to those who thing she's too perky, too positive or (gasp) says "yum-o". I usuually find that these are the people who think Rosie O'Donnell is the perfect model of a television host.

A.B.M.

Monday, April 2, 2007 11:34 AM

"I worked in the food industry..."

Yeah, you, me and about a bazillion other poor slobs. BFD. Give yourself a medal alreaady.

Monday, April 2, 2007 11:54 AM

embed tags update

Sorry to alarm anyone (all 3 people who use the embed tags here). I discovered that my previous comment about the embed code not working was a bit premature. Turns out, the code is truncated in Safari, but not in Firefox. Go figure.

Monday, April 2, 2007 12:11 PM

Rachel, you ARE my guilty pleasure!

with much love and ajous

Monday, April 2, 2007 01:20 PM

Rob Anderson's Hackiness

Rob has a website detailing his hackery, he created it his own damn self. No need for others to sully themselves.

Monday, April 2, 2007 02:17 PM

This video makes me fantasize about sex with Rachael Rayq

Sorry, but it's true. Those facial expressions are sexy. Just think of the other faces she'd make. Even if she faked her orgasms, you know she'd be good at it. Plus she's not a bad-looking woman. The best part is the post-coital refrigerator raiding you could do. Her fridge must be stuffed with to-go boxes.

Monday, April 2, 2007 03:11 PM

All This and Rabbit Bites Too!

The videos on this site have really gone downhill. And Rachel Ray is just about the unsexiest woman on earth. Whatever happened to that sensual British female with her own cooking show (I can't remember her name)...but she is HOT!!

Anyway, leave it to Americans to think a hyperactive Gidget fast food gourmet with too much lip collagen is sexy.

Monday, April 2, 2007 03:47 PM

Hey Dumbdown...

Are you talking about the one and only, kitchen sex-goddess, Nigela Lawson ???

She is hands down THE BOMB !! Rachel "Fructose for Blood" Ray can't hold a candle to that woman. Watching Rachel Ray makes me want to get a vasectomy while watching Nigela makes me wonder why I don't make love in the kitchen more...

As for the ones who don't agree with me, as for the ones who really "dig" RR, hey - there's someone for everyone.

God Bless America.

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