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Not everyone wants to be lectured to with whiny lefty agitprop all the time, bitch. If you don't get the humor here, go home and watch CSPAN. Or just log off.
And it's not the opening sequence, you idiot. They're slicing Ellen DeGeneres with Gunnar Nelson, who look a lot alike, and your failure to get it shows that a). they look a fuck of a lot a like, and b). you're a total moron.