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Sunday, Nov 8, 2009
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!!!!
Geez...did I just fucking say that shit??? Man, my head must be up my ass or something. Somebody should shoot me. No really...shoot me. Shoo--
*bang*
*thud*
Nobody who's that angry at winding up in middle age as a Winnebago salesman who has to make a promotional video on a hot day can be all that bad.
I bet he took Ambien the night before.
I haven't laughed that hard in months! Thanks!
Kudos to Video Dog for hosting this gem. I first viewed this a few years ago on the Film Threat website, where it was the highlight of their Found Footage compliation. Mr. Rebney's expletive-laced tirades almost rival those of the legendary Louis "Red" Deutsch - but without those unsavory necrophilic and incest references. Also, his St. Vitus Dance-like gesticulations are nothing short of marvelous. Never has unbridled anger been captured so well on nth generation video.
Do yourself a "kindness" and watch this many times, preferably at work with the volume up loud. You'll feel better about yourself afterword. Don't ask me why.
Excuse my ignorance, but which part of the anatomy exactly is he referring to with the word "fern?"
And this is the second time I watched it. Do you fucking believe that?
Aww that poor man I know what he needs.... at least if he were a woman.... I KNOW JUST THE FEELING..... he needs "THE PATCH" it works wonders! In other words....he's HOT, he wants to rip his clothes off, he can't stand sitting there having to be in those nice clothes while BURNING UP and he's not gotten any sleep and he just wants to chew nails all because it's so DAMN HOT all the sudden...all I can say is I LOVE THE PATCH...I didn't know men suffered from this but when I'm dressed up in my nice work clothes and can't rip them off I can match that guy F-word for F-word!
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