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Cat goes meta on a Mac

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  • Thursday, July 6, 2006 11:14 AM

    To Serve Cats

    1. One cup of braised cream and garlic sauce.

    2. One tbsp. olive oil.

    3. One tsp. salt

    4. Pinch of cayenne pepper

    5. Pinch of fennel seed

    6. Half cup of finely chopped white onion

    7. One DEAD, DECAPITATED, SKINNED and GUTTED FELINE (pussius annoyusmost)

    8. One feline owner, duct taped to a chair, head held in place, eyelids peeled back a la "A Clockwork Orange" so they can't look away as YOU COOK THE FELINE.

    Serve with white wine.

    Heh, heh, hehhhh.... >;-)

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